The 10 Best Halloween Candies, Ranked From Tootsie Rolls to Candy Corn
All Halloween candy is delicious and perfect, but let's be real — some candies are better than others. I'm not going to pretend that I'm excited to receive a box of Dots when things like Butterfingers exist. Candy is very important to me, probably because I wasn't allowed to eat it as a child. Halloween was the one day we could eat ourselves sick on all sorts of goodies, and it continues to be a favorite holiday of mine for this very reason.
There's a lot to think about when it comes to Halloween. What should your costume be? (The answer is this baby Groot costume, duh.) How many mini Milky Way bars can you eat before you get sick? Which houses give the best candy? There are definitely some treats I'd rather see in my tote than others (not that I go trick-or-treating anymore, curse you adulthood). When it comes right down to it, obviously those houses that give out full-size candy bars trump all. But, if beggars could be choosers, then this is the definitive ranking of Halloween candy, ordered from least exciting to the best thing ever.