Season 4 Is All About Tigers & Spaghetti Baths

The month of September is fine and dandy, but I am READY for October. The tenth month of the Gregorian calendar year has always been my favorite month. With October comes Halloween, cooler weather, and an excuse to eat/drink/bathe in/adorn oneself with pumpkin everything (sorry not sorry, but I love pumpkin crap unabashedly). Furthermore, on the thirteenth day of this October, Shahs of Sunset Season 4 will premiere. YAAAAAAAS. As if I wasn't already foaming at the mouth at the thought of the new batch of episodes, Bravo went ahead and shared a preview of the upcoming season of Shahs of Sunset .

(Do you know what else Bravo did? Bravo renamed the month of October "SHAHctober." Why yes, I am gobbling up that one with multiple spoons. Tonight, I will write "SHAHctober" on a piece of masking tape and slap said piece of tape over the word "OCTOBER" on my calendar.)

OH MY AHHHHHHHHHH. THE SEASON 4 PREVIEW IS INCREDIBLE. It gave me the sweats. I've missed Reza Farahan, Golnesa Gharachedaghi, Asa Soltan Rahmati, Mike Shouhed, and Mercedes Javid so much. And I can't wait to find out if new cast member Asifa Mizra fits in with the original five better than Lilly Ghalichi. AHHHHHHHHH IT'S GOING TO BE SO GOOD.

I love all two minutes and five seconds of the sneak peek, but the following moments are the moments that amped me up the most for the new season:

The Title Card

Gives me goosebumps.

Asa's General Fierceness

Never not slaying it, Asa.

Whatever Is Happening Here

It looks as though GG is being held up or held back. Classic Golnesa!

The Not Sad Party Bus

The sad party bus of Real Housewives of Orange County is but a distant memory.

"Where Is My Vagina?"

NEVER CHANGE, GG.

MJ Blocks A Dodgeball With Her Boob

NEVER CHANGE, MJ.

Whatever Makes GG Scream-Gasp On The Party Bus

What could it beeeeee?

Reza Asks Mike If He Slept With GG

Oh, shit.

Reza Snuggles A Tiger

Like you do.

"Time For New Blood"

Will she be a friend? Will she be a foe? I do not know!

Reza Swims In A Fancy Aquarium

(Okay, okay. It's probably just a fishless swimming pool with windows.)

Vida Plays Table Tennis

<3 Vida <3

Vida Waxes GG & MJ At Table Tennis

They are no match for Vida.

Whatever Is Happening Here

Spaghetti bath? Spaghetti bath!

A Post-Skydive Proposal

AWWW.

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