So I Guess 'Couples Therapy' Works...

BREAKING NEWS: Juan Pablo Galavis is still alive, still gross, and apparently really into therapy... VH1's Couples Therapy, that is. Juan Pablo Galavis is still with Nikki Ferrell because of Couples Therapy, according to J.P. himself. Yep, the former Bachelor and current fame whore, owes his totally genuine and not-at-all-an-act-for-TV relationship with the woman who he kind of "likes", to his appearance on yet another TV show. If it weren't for the couple being able to air their dirty laundry in front of an audience of millions, their failed union would be all but another blip on the failed Bachelor relationship radar. So, so heartbreaking, right? Thank God for reality shows!

Galavis was a guest on Access Hollywood on Wednesday to talk all about his new show and how much Dr. Jenn Berman, the MC of Couples Therapy, helped the Season 18 couple, saying, "We are so glad we did [Couples Therapy]. I don't think we'd be together right now if we hadn't done it."

I can't imagine what Berman had to say that would keep this couple together, other than "We'll give you X amount of money to come on this show and then pretend, at least for a little while, that things are all better." Oh... wait. I guess that is what probably happened... Despite this, Galavis maintained that the show, and their relationship, is for real.

I'm a crybaby. It's intense. I never thought it was gonna be that way. You learn so much about yourself and the things that hurt somebody that you didn't even realize.

Gag me.