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16 Tina Belcher Quotes From 'Bob's Burgers' That Prove She's The Perfect Life Coach

If there was one place on TV that you should seek advice, it is undoubtedly in Tina Belcher quotes from Bob's Burgers . Though she may look like your typical insecure, nerdy teenager, Tina actually oozes self-confidence, compassion, and infinite wisdom. Whether she's trying to woo her crush Jimmy Pesto, Jr. or giving her all to write the best erotic "friend fiction" ever, Tina knows what she wants in life, and she goes for it.

Luckily, Tina spreads the wealth and shares at least one life-changing nugget during every episode of Bob's Burgers that is sure to improve your life. If we could all be an ounce as cool as Tina, the world would be a much better place. Here are 16 quotes to show you why Tina should be your new life coach.

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Always plan ahead

“I’m compiling a list of people I can mate with to re-populate the earth.”

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Never let a guy hold you back

“Jimmy Jr. had a chance to ride the Tina truck, but now it’s headed straight for Joshville. Toot, toot.”

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A father is a girl's best friend

“Dad, you’re the best pimp a girl could ever have.”

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Stay humble

“I’m no hero. I just put my bra on one boob at a time.”

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Never give up

“I’ve logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship with Jimmy Jr. You don’t just throw that away.”

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Be assertive

“Here’s a bunch of numbers. They may look random, but they’re my phone number.”

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Let your personality shine

“Time for the charm bomb to explode.”

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Stay curious

“If we see any mermaids, I’m gonna ask them where their ‘merginas’ are.”

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Know when a guy has done you wrong

“Dr. Yap, once I was into you, but after seeing you torture my father, I think we should just be friends with dental benefits.”

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Be confident

“I’m a strong, smart, sensual woman.”

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Self-love is nothing to be ashamed about

“If you think about it, any box could have vibrators in it.”

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Love yourself

“Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

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Find your inner strength

“I’m sick of acting like a dumb, helpless girl.”

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Know when to turn on the charm

“Gotta keep the players happy. Flirt a little. Wink a little.”

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Play hard to get

Brrr. It sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket… or pants.”

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Grow from your hardships

“This was the worst week of my life. But I’m better for it.”

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