Emma Stone vs. Emma Watson: Which Emma Are You?
If I was ever given the honor of taking the prolific reigns from master interviewer Barbara Walters, I’d probably melt into a puddle and die. Then, once someone mopped me up, I’d actually like to switch things up a bit. I'd probably keep her winning format and tweak it to give it my own unique flavor, something new. I'd want to ask the pressing questions like she did, but for a more Internet obsessed, GIF-overloaded audience. I’d bring up the crucial and hard hitting issues, such as deciding between which It Girl is most like you. Like, oh, I don’t know, are you an Emma Stone or an Emma Watson? Because they may share the same name, but that doesn't mean they share a sensibility. Duh. Though different, both are amazing in their own right but you may find yourself relating more closely to one than the other.
So, allow me to interview you first, great people of the Internet. Which Emma are you? Are you more demure like Watson? Or are you spunky like Stone? Or perhaps a little bit of both — listen, if Hannah Montana could do it you can, too. Either way, you should probably take the quiz and find out for sure. You can’t very well exist in this world thinking you’re a Stone when you’re actually a Watson. This is very important business, after all.
ARE YOU RELUCTANT TO BECOME A PART OF INTERNET CULTURE?
If you're GIF-weary, or a technophobe, or a Reddit-phobe, you may very well be a Stone.
ARE YOU, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, SMITTEN WITH PRINCE WILLIAM?
That's a silly question, I know. But you're more like Watson if you can't even keep a straight face when his royally handsome name is mentioned.
DO YOU FIND YOURSELF EASILY LED BY INFOMERCIALS?
If you think everything makes a lot more sense at 3 a.m. and you wonder why you've never thought of that, then you're probably a Stone. Or, sorta gullible.
ARE YOU AN IMPRESSIVE PUBLIC SPEAKER?
If you're good in front of a crown, and hold your resolve even in the face of those who might not agree with you, you might just be a Watson.
WOULD YOU RATHER HAND OUT WITH WOODY HARRELSON & BILL MURRAY, OR ALAN RICKMAN & DAME MAGGIE SMITH?
Seems dangerous either way, but, you know how this one goes.
ARE YOU SUSPICIOUS OF MEN'S SUMMERTIME FOOTWEAR?
If you too are perturbed by men's unsightly feet in flip-flops when you spend an excessive amount of money on pedicures getting your own feet sandal-ready, you're probably a Watson.
DO PEOPLE LAUGH WITH YOU?
Do you very rarely crack a joke? Do you laugh at other people more than you try to make people laugh? You're probs like Watson.
...OR AT YOU?
Are you your friends' personal court jester? Probs a Stone.
DO YOU STILL MAINTAIN YOUR BEAUTY WHILST GROWLING?
Difficult, so very difficult. If you can pull this off, you're definitely a Watson.
CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH?
She's a woman of so many talents. If you're actually bilingual, good for you (for reals). If you were sort of good in your 10th grade Spanish class and still like to incorporate a few words hear or there, you're like Stone.
WHAT WOULD YOU BE BETTER THAN JIMMY FALLON AT: DANCING OR LIP SYNCING?
Dancers, you're just like Watson.
Lip syncers, you're a lot like Stone.
It shouldn't be legal for two people to have this much talent. SHARE SOME WITH THE REST OF US.
Third option: It's OK if you're more like Fallon in this instance. I am.
WOULD PEOPLE BE SURPRISED TO HEAR YOU ASK FOR A DRINK OR BE SURPISED IF YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR A DRINK?
Stones are the people who are always down for happy hour barring a major natural disaster and Watsons are those friends you only see get wasted after the bar exam and at their sister's wedding. To each her own, ya know?
So, who are you more like? The outgoing Stone or the reserved Watson? Or, are you a Swatson hybrid? No matter which one you got, it's definitely a good thing to be like these awesome ladies.
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