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17 Times Nicki Minaj Didn’t Have Panty Lines When Any Normal Person Would've — PHOTOS

How do I love Nicki Minaj? Let me count the ways. Besides being an amazing rapper, Onika stands up for women of color and is always subverting the standards of sexuality. She just reeks of power, and it's amazing. Among all the reasons I salute her, I MUST give credit where credit is due: the woman never, EVER has shown a panty line in her young life. Either she's commando constantly (probably) or she has magic lingerie which us mere mortals don't have access to. Here are 17 instances Nicki killed the game with her exceptionally smooth derrière.

Miracle #1

Not only is she smooth as all get out, I cannot believe this is possible in a CREAM dress.

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Miracle #2

Perhaps I am distracted by how happy Weezy looks, but I can still decipher no trace of a panty line.

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Miracle #3

Black is deceiving, sure, but those pants are slick and tight and there’s not a dent in sight.

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Miracle #4

Again, I have so many questions.

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Miracle #5

The kaleidoscope print on this Versace dress is possibly hiding a hint of underwear, but tbh I don’t think so.

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Miracle #6

K well now she’s just showing off her absolutely rejection of underwear which us plebes cannot afford to do.

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Miracle #7

OK, but is that underwear or part of that skort. Either way, help me.

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Miracle #8

Clearly just so proud of her perfect line-less bum. I AM PROUD OF HER TOO.

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Miracle #9

I mean it’s more possible in this dress that Nicki is not going commando, but wouldn’t it ride up?!

Miracle #10

Literally smoother than glass.

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Miracle #11

When I wear underwear with my pencil skirts I look like the Michelin Man. So mad respect, Nicki.

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Miracle #12

This is another case of “how would underwear even fit under there?”

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Miracle #13

Each passing day it becomes more and more clear that no one should wear a bodycon skirt except Queen Nicki.

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Miracle #14

I can’t. Can you?

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Miracle #15

Those curves are a work of art.

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Miracle #16

Lace could be hiding some underwear… but probably not.

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Miracle #17

Underwear on the outside… WELL PLAYED. *faints*

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