Nevermind, Lamar Odom is NOT in Rehab? What the Hell Is Going On? Anyone?

BREAKING NEWS: Special Kardashian Krisis update. As it turns out, Lamar Odom actually might not be in rehab after all — according to TMZ, sources connected to the basketball player/honorary Kardashian say that Lamar never checked himself in to any rehab facility, and that he's, instead, gone off the radar. Because that is SO MUCH BETTER.

From the site:

There are reports out that Lamar checked himself in ... we've been making calls for the last day and just got what we're told is the definitive word ... he's not there.

They go on to say that Khloe has heard nothing from him in the past few days, even after her ultimatum telling Lamar to go to rehab for his alleged addiction to crack cocaine, or their marriage is over. As previously reported, rest of the Kardashians — namely Kris Jenner, Kourtney, and Kim — have been trying to persuade Khloe to break up with Lamar anyway, saying that she can't live with and be married to an addict.

TMZ's report comes after a story in People this morning that said Lamar had checked himself into rehab for alcohol and drug addiction after realizing that "he needs help." No word on where Lamar actually is, but something tells me this won't remain a mystery for long.