Some people want clothes for Christmas. Others want perfume. You might ask for something electronic. But what does Rihanna hope Santa Claus brings her this Christmas? In her words, "A big, trimmed d--k." Yep, that's the answer the singer provided during her December Elle magazine spread, and as shocking as it sounds, it really isn't — at least for those of us who've read how much Rihanna loves sex.
The singer talks about the physical act of love a lot and doesn't shy away from letting the world know she likes to be dominated. She once went on record with Rolling Stone saying, "I like to be spanked. Being tied up is fun." She added, "I love to be submissive. Being submissive in the bedroom is really fun. You get to be a little lady, to have somebody be macho and in charge of your s--t. That's sexy to me. I work a lot, and I have to make a lot of executive decisions, so when it comes to being intimate, I like to feel like I'm somebody's girl." She even told Elle, "Any man that tells me what to do is sexy." She's also confessed to loving dildos, whips, and blindfolds.
If that isn't proof enough, let's talk her music. Hello! She has a song titled "S&M"!
The chorus is as follows:
Cause I may be badBut I'm perfectly good at itSex in the airI don't careI love the smell of itSticks and stonesMay break my bonesBut chains and whipsExcite me
And when she isn't getting some from someone else, Rihanna seeks help from her handy-dandy vibrator. Um, yeah, she loves sex and isn't afraid to admit it.
So, whether she gets the real thing or the faux version this holiday season, I have a feeling she'll be happy. Of course, a "trimmed d--k" in the flesh would probably put a happier expression on her face.