Oh my God, guys. This is serious. Life is happening, and I can’t underestimate the gravity of the news I’m about to share with you. On Wednesday, Us Weekly broke the story that Jessica Biel is almost surely pregnant, according to a source close to the actress. We're still waiting on confirmation from Justin Timberlake and Biel's reps, but it seems more than likely that these attractive adults are expecting a very cute kid. Cue the nostalgic supercut of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s cutest moments, and try not to cry spontaneous tears of joy. It’s all just so beautiful. *Sniffles. Wipes single tear from the corner of eye.*
(Update: On Jan. 31, Justin Timberlake's 34th birthday, the couple confirmed they are expecting a baby via Timberlake's Instagram.)
If Jessica Biel is, in fact, pregnant and all this is not a drill, the kid is sure to be a happy-go-lucky little son of a gun. After all, his dad is Justin Timberlake, who is bound to be the hammiest father in history. Furthermore, with parents who are as laid-back as JT and JB, how can this kid not be a naturally chill eternal optimist? This kid’s deck is stacked in both the looks and personality departments. Not to mention, mom and dad are sickeningly, blissfully in love. It would be gross if it wasn't so adorable.
Whether Biel and Timberlake are strutting the red carpet, taking in a sporting event, or chatting with their dear friend Beyoncé, their love has no poker face. Allow their sweetest moments to ease your doubtful mind and melt your cold, cold heart.
When they drowned in the deep pools of each others eyes
Sing it with me now... *Cause I only have eeeeeeyes for youuuuuuuuuuuu*
Their subtle (yet significant) award show PDA
Keeping their hands off of each other isn't an option.
That time they were just genuinely happy to hold each other at the Met Ball
Both are clearly thinking: "Look who I've got on my arm."
When he whispered sweet nothings into her ear
Or perhaps this was just an impromptu nuzzle. Either way, D'AWWWW!
That time they matched
Same idea as the infamous double-denim ensemble he wore alongside Britney Spears to the 1997 VMAs, only far chic-er.
When they got married
Taking a page out of Tomkat-era Tom Cruise, JT is screaming "I LOVE THIS WOMAN."
Then things calmed down and got a little real.
Every time they've attended a sporting event together
Really though. This is where all the feels come out.
CALM DOWN EVERYONE! We're looking at a fake choke. This is clearly a jocular love thing.
Jessica's loving the "no shave November" look. She's SO into it, that they had to make out.
Keep it in your pants, guys! Just kidding. Please, continue.
Way to rein it in and make it PG, kids.
That time they both wore indoor hats
Not quite matching, but definitely an indication of being on the same wavelength.
When they shared a laugh with Beyoncé
In the words of their illustrious third wheel, they're about to "make three from this two, still the one."
This moment, when they warmed up to being parents
Who's the happiest person in the room? This lucky little girl, that's who.
Finally, when they found some time to get away
Just the two of 'em.
They all grow up so fast.
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