Lamar Odom Isn't Missing Anymore, Apparently

And now it's time for a special Kardashian Krisis update: Looking for Lamar Odom? Luckily, TMZ — a.k.a., the modern version the Big Brother that George Orwell thought up for 1984 — has found Lamar Odom, roaming the streets of downtown LA at night looking for...well, fans to take pictures with. According to the site, Lamar Odom has been exhibiting "strange nocturnal movements" as of late, but then the only pictures they really have of him are taking pictures with fans outside of the apartment building lobby where he's now living. HOW DIABOLICAL.

Honestly, it's hard to tell what's real and what isn't with all of these tabloid stories floating around so much. Is Lamar on drugs? With so many people speaking out and saying he is, it seems likely, but these people are also paid by the tabloids when they talk — who knows how much of what they're saying is true. Has Lamar moved out? Probably yes, considering that he's being seen in downtown LA so often, which, for those of you not up on your LA geography, is a good 45 minutes away from Calabasas, so it's unlikely he's making nightly trips down there for fun. Are Khloe Kardashian and Lamar getting a divorce? Who knows — Keeping Up With the Kardashians will probably tell us next season, anyway.

The most important thing here is that Lamar is not missing, and he looks pretty happy about taking pictures with fans at 10 p.m. in downtown LA.

This has been your special Kardashian Krisis update.