7 Things Taylor Swift Is Definitely (Probably) Hiding In Her Belly Button
It is a bizarre day in the world of Taylor Swift fans. Then again, considering how wonderfully adorkable our idol is, every day is technically a bizarre day in the world of Swifties. After all, Swift sends Christmas presents to fans — which is exciting but downright bizarre for a multimillionaire pop star to spend her time doing, you know? However, this is less about what the 1989 writer is doing and more about what she's not doing. According to her Lucky magazine interview, Swift doesn't like showing her belly button. The real mystery here is why.
After all, we do know that she has one. Despite what she may want you to think, Swift does, in fact, have a belly button and you can see it with a quick Google search. So why is she hiding it from us with all of her high-waisted outfits? It seems clear to me that the reason Swift is hiding her belly button is because she's hiding something in her belly button. Hear me out. Swift doesn't seem like the type to get a piercing or a tattoo, and she's certainly comfortable enough with herself to expose it to the world if she did. She's Swift. She can do whatever she wants.
Thus, I can only assume the pop star is actually hiding things in her belly button. And, honestly, I have some good guesses as to what those things may be.
1. Her Kittens
We all know that Swift loves Meredith and Olivia Benson more than anything. In light of that, it's shocking that we assumed for this long that she doesn't carry them with her everywhere. In her belly button.
2. Red Lipstick
We already know that Swift loves red lipstick and feels like it's an important accessory. Where else can you keep it to ensure that you will always be able to give your lips a fresh burst of color? Purses definitely go out of style.
3. A Green Eye
The number of times Swift mentions green eyes in her songs is disproportionate to the number of boyfriends she's had that also had green eyes. What if the green eyes she's been singing about... are in her belly button?
4. Her Girl Friends
Clearly Swift's belly button is where her heart is, hence why female friends like Lorde, Selena Gomez, and Karlie Kloss have a special place within its mysterious depths.
5. A Clock
Somehow, Swift always seems to know that it's 2 a.m. whenever the events of some of her songs — such as "Breathe," "The Way I Loved You," "Enchanted," "Mary's Song," and so on — are going on. How is she keeping time so well? By the clock in her belly button.
6. Harry Styles
There are rumors that Harry Styles and Swift are getting back together (rumors that Styles has since debunked), but what if those rumors are occurring because Styles is in her belly button? Just take a moment to imagine Swift's belly button giving her 1,989 roses.
7. A Blank Space
And she'll write your name. As soon as she can figure out how to fit them all in there.
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