17 Celebs Who Got Married & Clearly Didn’t Make a Big Enough Deal About It

There some celebrities you know, with no doubt whatsoever, are married: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Then there are the ones who you know for sure haven't made things official with anyone just yet: Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz. And then there are the ones who you have no idea what the heck is up with them. I mean, Adam Scott? Scary Spice? Who the hell knows! So, to bridge a few gaps when it comes to your celebrity knowledge, I present you with 17 celebs you didn't know were married.

Mark Wahlberg

I don’t know about you, but I didn’t know Marky Mark was married. Wahlberg married model Rhea Durham in 2009.

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Scary Spice

Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown married Stephen Belafonte in 2007. Now, Ginger is about to follow in her footsteps.

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Casey Affleck

The goings on of the elder Affleck are well known — Ben’s married to Jennifer Garner, duh — but as for Casey, he got married to Summer Phoenix (of that Phoenix family) in 2006.

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Reese Witherspoon

While you probably knew that Reese Witherspoon was divorced from Ryan Phillippe, you may not have know that she got married to a must more under-the-radar man. The actress married talent agent Jim Toth in March 2011.

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Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley married Klaxons musician James Righton in May 2013. I assume she likes him because his name is basically “Right on!”

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Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg (or Snoop Lion? or Uncle Snoop?) has been married for a whopping 17 years to Shante Broadus. I wonder how she feels about his attempted name changes.

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Adam Scott

Adam Scott has been married to wife Naomi Scott since 2005. And not only that! Apparently, he’s 41 which is pretty far off from my original guess of 19.

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Stanley Tucci

Stanley Tucci is married to Felicity Blunt who is the sister of actress Emily Blunt. Mind blown. The couple are currently expecting their first child together and got married in 2012.

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Finn Wittrock

Finn Wittrock of American Horror Story: Freak Show is married to Sarah Roberts. Yep, someone married Dandy Mott.

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Jamie Dornan

Mr. Fifty Shades of Grey himself is married to fellow actor Amelia Warner and has been since April 2013. Sorry, y’all!

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Jared Padalecki

Jared Padalecki married Genevieve Cortese in 2010. Clearly they bonded over having difficult to spell names.

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Lacey Chabert

Yep, Gretchen Wieners is married. Lacey Chabert wed David Nehdar towards the end of 2013.

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Cynthia Nixon

We all know Sarah Jessica Parker is married to Matthew Broderick, but did you know our old friend Miranda is hitched too? Cynthia Nixon married Christine Marinoni in May 2012.

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Max Greenfield

Even New Girl fans might not know that Max Greenfield (Schmidt) has been married to Tess Sanchez since 2008.

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America Ferrera

America Ferrera married Ryan Piers Williams in June 2011. The couple met when he was in college and she starred in one of his student films. Awww.

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Cate Blanchett

Cate Blanchett is one of the biggest movie stars out there, but she definitely doesn’t have the tabloids after her marriage like, say, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Blanchett has been married to artistic director Andrew Upton since 1997.

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Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem

It’s not that I’m surprised that these two are together, but I was unaware that they were married. And they have been since 2010. They just seem a little too cool for school — er, tradition. Where were all the wedding pics?!

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