14 Times Kris Jenner Unhinged Her Jaw In Order to Show Her Excitement
Even when she’s practicing her best sexy frown, the momager just can’t help herself. It's plain to see that Kris Jenner is always extremely excited. I mean, haven’t you ever noticed that she’s far and away the most emphatic smiler out of all the Kardashians? No contest. Particularly when she’s squeezing into group selfies with her chronically stone-faced daughters, Jenner loves to give smiling her all.
That’s why I feel confident making the following statement: at any given event, on any red carpet, and in any photo shoot, the KUWTK matriarch is the most enthused person in the room. In the words of Shakespeare, she wears her heart on her sleeve for daws to peck at. Not in the words of Shakespeare, she wears her jaw unhinged for popcorn to fly into.
If you’re wondering about her educational background, she probably got a PhD in “cheesing” from the University of Phoenix online. There, Jenner honed her craft as a human excited-face emoji. Smushed against a sparrow-facing Kim, her jaw hangs open in an expression of unadulterated euphoria. I would go so far as to guess that Jenner’s favorite season is winter. After all, her mouth is in the perfect position for catching snowflakes about 60 percent of the time.
Let’s go to the photographic evidence, shall we? Here are 14 times when Kris Jenner was inordinately excited about life.
The Love Magazine Advent Calendar Shoot
On the 15th day of Christmas, Love magazine gave to us a cringeworthy video of Kris Jenner working a festive candy cane. Kinda like Kendall's shoot, but totally different. She can barely contain her enthusiasm, and it's, like, the opposite of fashion.
Hanging Out with Kendall's Friends at Kendall's Birthday Party
Cara is surrounded by teeth.
That Time She Met Rihanna
LOOK AT WHAT GREAT FRIENDS THEY ARE!!!!
When She Parties with Her Daughters
No more white wine spritzers for mom.
This Red Carpet-Friendly Cheese
Even when she's not at peak excitement, she's still pretty darn excited.
That Time She Did Something Naughty
Is this what she's trying to tell us?
When She Got Her Own Talk Show
At French Montana's Birthday Party
Even when she's pushed to she sidelines of a picture, her eagerness is overwhelming.
When She Got Away with Taking a Step-and-Repeat Selfie
Let's take a closer look...
This snapchat is gonna be BANGIN!!
When She Went to a Hawaiian-Themed Event
The red carpet is sand! SO FUN!!
Whenever She's Surrounded by Her Girls
When Free Drinks Came Along
Actin' up, Patron in her cup, she could care less what you think.
When She Conspicuously Read a Newspaper About Kim, with Kim
See what she's doing there? It's called being self-referential...
Last But Not Least, This Epic Photobomb
She's just SO HAPPY TO BE HERE!!!
It pays to be a proud mom. The more you know.
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