If you thought you were the most devoted Kim Kardashian fangirl or guy, then you clearly haven’t met Jordan James Parke yet, who has single-handedly established a new level of Kardashian fandom. The British make-up artist is probably (see: definitely) Keeping up With the Kardashians' number one fan—and he especially adores Kim. “She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her,” Parke tells The Sun. I wouldn't go with most gorgeous woman ever, but I think we can all agree that Kim is a very pretty lady.
In fact, Parke loves her so much, he pulled a real life Mrs. Doubtfire and transformed his face so he could look like Kim. Unlike Robin Williams' character, however, that mask is not coming off. Parke, who is only 23 years old, has had over 50 cosmetic procedures, including eyebrow tattoos, botox, and lip fillers. His look is super intense, but if he’s happy, then I’m happy. (JK, I’m a little terrified, but I’m still not judging.)
In response to all the hate, Parke says, “I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake. Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.” He also explained, "My look is all about the shock factor. I love all the attention and stares I get in the street. I welcome the hate." In fact, all the negative attention encourages him to get even more procedures done.
God bless the 21st century.
Images: Getty Images; Jordan James Parke/Facebook