34 Times Joe Biden Smiled That Dazzling Smile And Made Us Weak In The Knees

The sexiest man alive is not an actor or musician or athlete. He's the vice president. Of course, that's just my opinion, but I doubt I'm alone in my crushing. There's just something about Joe Biden that is utterly magnetic. Maybe it's the combination of his powerful position, his jocular persona, and his ability to be equally magnanimous and assertive that just gets me. Top all that with one hell of a smile, and I'm basically putty in Joe Biden's (strong, I imagine) hands. If listening to me gush like a giddy schoolgirl is not convincing enough, just take a look at Joe Biden being totally crushworthy this past year. First, he personally responded to the high school senior who asked him to be her date to prom (see, I am not alone) in May, sending her a corsage and inviting her to the White House. (Why hadn't I thought of that when I needed a date to my friend's wedding in D.C. in May???) Then, he flirted with an 108-year-old veteran in August, telling her that though the president may be younger and better-looking, "I’m the guy who loves you." But Joe Biden's not always fun and games. When America needs a tough leader, Obama's got a mighty contender in his second-in-command. Remember when Biden said in one of his most impassioned speeches yet that we will chase ISIS to the "gates of hell"? Is it just me or is it hot in here?Oh, wait. It's just Joe Biden.

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That’s exactly how I feel about your face, Joe Biden.

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Don’t mind him. He’s just slaying the entire female population with his smile.

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The moment right before Joe Biden breaks into a full-on smile is like the quiet before a really handsome storm.

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I would pledge allegiance to that.

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Sorry, I fainted there for a second.

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I would give anything to know what kind of mischief is going through his mind here.

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Joe Biden is the kind of guy who has an inside joke with everyone.

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Who, me? Sure, I’ll have your babies.

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Joe Biden should think about moonlighting as a suit model. Seriously.

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I’d like to make him laugh like that … for the rest of our lives.

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This is the fantasy in which he announces to all of Washington that he’s in love with me.

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This may not be a smile, but damn.

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This “look, we both have super white teeth” bromance makes my heart swell.

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You know Hillary’s thinking about it. It’s not like she doesn’t have a free pass.

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My ovaries just decimated an entire village.

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This conjures up fantasies involving Joe and I alone in the Capitol building and someone’s locked us inside. It may or may not be post-apocalyptic, and we may or may not be the only survivors left on earth.

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Obama is totally nervous with butterflies here.

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Ever the sartorial chameleon, here Mr. Biden rocks a cream-colored suit like it’s nobody’s business.

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Is it weird that in my fantasy, Joe Biden points at me and says, “You, me, burgers. Now.”?

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“Ah man … I crack myself up.”

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What’s that, Joe? You want to leave your wife and move into my Park Slope apartment? I think that can be arranged.

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If I ever had the opportunity to hug him, I’d probably never let go.

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Shine bright like Joe Biden.

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Don’t pretend like you don’t also have a crush on him, John Boehner.

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Nobody looks better in a baseball cap. Nobody.

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Oh hey. It’s just Joe Biden casually being the coolest person in history.

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That’s a smile you want to buy flowers and write poetry about.

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I like the way you winterize that suit, you stud.

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He may be in Obama’s shadow, but he’s lighting up the room.

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Who wouldn’t want to hug that??

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Oh, did I say something to tickle your fancy? How naughty of me.

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Joe Biden is so handsome he makes Rick Santorum look better by association.

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Behold — the smile that fills an entire arena.

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He rocks aviators better than a Michael Kors model.