As much as I love TLC's Sister Wives, I strongly question some of their decisions. For example, the fact that those women have allowed Kody to walk around with hair like that for years without telling him he looks ridiculous. But mostly, I don't quite understand why the Browns started a business like My Sisterwife's Closet without having, you know, business experience. At first, the store they set up with tacky, overpriced jewelry that boasted cheesy "be" values, and unsurprisingly, it failed. But after handing the reigns to a professional, it seems like the site is finally beginning to succeed. They've added a ton of new merchandise, adjusted their outrageous prices, and there are even a few items on the site that are consistently selling out. I think it's definitely safe to say that My Sisterwife's Closet has officially improved.
However, that doesn't mean there aren't some crazy, out-there items still being sold. While I do find some of their newer stuff pretty cute — and I actually think their recent decision to start selling natural bath products isn't a terrible one — there is way more stuff that I simply do not understand.
Here are some of the weirdest items being sold on My Sisterwife's Closet. If you choose to proceed, don't say I didn't warn you.
There is absolutely no one I know who would wear this hat — children included. In fact, the only people I can imagine wearing this hat are teenagers who went through a "scene kid" phase in the early 2000s, and they've all grown up and realized that animal hats are ridiculous by now. It also comes in Brown Tiger and Polar Bear.
Bird & Values T-Shirt
As part of the new merchandise they recently rolled out, My Sisterwife's Closet has added their own clothing line called Audrey Belle. The clothing line just consists of three graphic tees like this one so far, which are apparently telling us to be birds. Loving, honest, peaceful birds. Again, there is no one I know who would ever wear this, except for Robyn.
Braveheart Mesh Cap
The days when Ed Hardy was a thing are long gone, but in case you want to relive them, you can buy this hat for $9 and pretend you're Ashton Kutcher on Punk'd. Kody would totally wear this, if it didn't risk "messing up" his hair.
Couple's Key Chain
If you want a matching key chain with your significant other, that's fine — certainly my boyfriend and I have our own things that others would deem weird. But my problem with this keychain is that it has the universal signs for male and female on it, and it's 2015. Obviously not all couples are comprised of a male and a female. In fact, not even the Sister Wives' relationships are made of one male and one female. And if a gay couple wants to buy an ugly keychain the Sister Wives are selling, I think they should be able to.
Handcrafted Baby Girl Rag Quilt
$139.99 for a quilt that a baby is going to use and most likely pee, poop, and barf all over? No thank you.
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