There's nothing better than a sassy villain. You know you're supposed to hate them, but they're just so funny that you can't help but like them. This is how I've always felt about Once Upon a Time's evil queen. She may have started as the bad character, but Regina's OUAT quotes so perfectly sum up my inner self.
Sure, I probably would never be brave enough to say that kind of stuff out loud. But you better believe that when I'm really mad with someone or especially in love with myself on a particular day, Regina's quotes come to my mind and make me feel better about being a boss bitch.
If you want to keep your significant other and your friends, it might not be the best idea to actually say these things to them. But at least you can take solace in knowing that your inner self is right in line with Storybrooke's sassiest character. And if that's not what life is all about, then I don't know what is.
Fans may have to wait until March to see new OUAT episodes, but at least I can remind you how awesome the Evil Queen is during this long hiatus. Here are 20 of Regina's best quotes for every disappointment life hands you.
When Everyone on Facebook is Getting Engaged/Married
Not gonna lie, I've unfriended people for being too happy on my timeline.
When You Want Someone to Leave
Such an amazing diss.
When You Want to Catch a Cab or Take the Subway But You're Outvoted
If we're late, it's sooo not my fault.
When Winter is Driving You Crazy
Die, winter. Die.
When Someone is Convinced That Kittens Are All Rainbows and Sunshine
Cats are cute, but cats are also mysterious creatures and we must stay vigilant lest they get the better of us. They've already taken over the Internet, who knows what's next on their agenda?
When Someone Asks What Happened to the Last Piece of Cake
When You Get All Feminist About Disney Movies
It's part of why I can't really like Beauty and the Beast.
When Something Stops You From Making a Bad Decision
I guess I'm not truly evil after all. Sigh.
When Your Relationship Starts Getting Serious
Unless you're talking about loving Netflix and food. I'm really good at loving that.
When The Guy You Like Tries Going After Someone Else
You idiot, I'm the one who's perfect for you. If you'd only see.
When Your Friend Pours You a Small, Ladylike Glass of Wine
Fill 'er up.
When You Have to Listen to a Boring Speech/Presentation/Lecture
When You Need an Excuse to Leave an Awkward Situation
They'll totally buy that, right?
When You're Really Good at Cooking One Dish
And You're Very Excited About it
Everybody else better be, too.
When You Think Someone at the Bar is Hot
When Your Friend Lets Her Boyfriend Dictate All Your Group Hangouts
She needs to have her own thoughts sometimes, at least.
When You're Overcoming Your Fears
You're too awesome to let fear rule your life.
When Your Friends Ask You to Come Over
You're so nice to bless people with your presence.
When Your Show Ends for the Season
Just leave me here to die until March comes and Once Upon a Time is back.