Somewhere in the recesses of my brain, I guess I thought that Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Teresa Giudice and husband Joe weren't as oblivious as they seem. I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt — they're just playing dumb for TV! They're not really that naive when it comes to, oh, I don't know, the difference between right and wrong, are they? But if the previews from Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live interview with them is any indication, on Sunday night, the Giudices will prove once and for all that they're incognizant imbeciles who refuse to take responsibility.
The full interview will air on Sept. 29 after the RHONJ season finale, but I don't know if I'll be able to stomach the whole thing. These two short clips were enough to let me know that Teresa and Joe don't "open up", they sit there and stew in denial, which is something they seem to do best. And, Joe. Joe! Wake up, buddy! He can recline in his chair and brush off the accusations all he wants, but that smug attitude won't change the fact that he's facing serious jail time.
Although, he's not exactly sure just how many years behind bars he faces, exactly, explaining to Andy, "I dunno, I tot it was a hunred. I tink, yeah.... "
Dude. You and your wife are probably going to prison for a few years. You have four young daughters. I don't wanna pull a Kanye on his ass or anything, but I DON'T TAKE IT AS A JOKE. I'm just afraid to tune in and watch the sitdown because I want them to just be honest about everything, and when they're not, I'll just get angry and liken Joe's face to that of Spongebob Square Pants.
If you can handle it, watch the previews below:
Here's where Joe talks about jail:
Here's where Teresa says she hopes her daughters learn from her, which, like, yikes: