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17 Valentine's Day Cards For Single People Who Seriously Hate This Ridiculous Holiday

Valentine’s Day is almost here, and you know what that means — time to pick out Valentine’s Day cards! February 14th can kind of be a rough day for those not in a relationship, but "Singles Awareness Day" doesn't have to mean something negative. There are tons of reasons to celebrate being single this Valentine's Day, and these cards say it best! So don't let Hallmark bring you down. Just pick up one of these hilariously epic Valentine's Day cards to remind you that your "better half" is the side you pose with for photos, not a separate human being.

by Jennifer Valdez

Roses Are Red

There are those who love sappy Hallmark sayings, and then there are people who live in the real world.

Roses Are Red, $4.30, LostMarblesCo./Etsy

Cupid

And Valentine rhymes with asinine, meaning extremely foolish. Hm.

Cupid, $2.30, RedBubble.com

Love Is Blind

Stop looking. Just do what you love.

Love Is Blind, $2, BrandWriterShop/Etsy

Dance With A Dog

Because at least your dog will always be there to anticipate your arrival. Now that’s love!

Dance With a Dog, $5, 3Crows/Etsy

Love Hurts

Valentine’s Day can sometimes be a drag for singles, but every other day is way less painful than being in a relationship.

Love Hurts, $16.99 (pack of 10), CafePress.com

I Tolerate You

Finally, an honest candy heart. Because what is love if not an excessive amount of tolerance?

I Tolerate You, $2.30, RedBubble.com

A Logical Romance

Only 12,500 people who are likely to be my soul mate? I like my odds of being single.

A Logical Romance, $5.50, UrbanOutfitters.com

Skip Today

Honestly, Valentine’s is just one of those days that you can skip.

Skip Today, $4, StrangerDays/Etsy

February 14th

The perfect Valentine’s Day comeback for a single gal.

February 14th, $3.97, BottleCapGuru/Etsy

Not So Bad Being Single

Give your awesome single friend this card to remind them that 1) you love them, and 2) being in a relationship for the sake of having someone on Valentine’s Day is not worth the hassle.

Not So Bad Being Single, $4.50, EmilyMcDoweelDraws/Etsy

Ryan Gosling Valentine

Because who can say no to that face?

Ryan Gosling, $4, DrunkGirlsDesigns/Etsy

Anti-PDA

There is never a good time for public displays of affection — not even Valentine’s Day!

Anti-PDA, $5, RowHouse14/Etsy

Save A Bunch

Save yourself from one more consumer-driven holiday.

Save A Bunch, $3.97, BottleCapGuru/Etsy

Love Yourself

Because it’s always good to know you are loved.

Love Yourself, $3.50, LovelyPaperTree/Etsy

Stay Calm And Drink Wine

Whether you’re single, dating, or often use the phrase “it’s complicated,” wine is always a safe bet.

Stay Calm And Drink, $5, Cooljane/Etsy

Single Person's Checklist To Valentine's Day

All the things you need for the best Valentine’s Day ever!

Checklist, $5, Pressedufour/Etsy

Vodka Valentine

All true things! You can have chocolate and flowers any day of the year, so buy something for Valentine’s Day that you really want instead. It’ll probably still be cheaper than going on a date.

Vodka Valentine, $2.95, SouthernFriedPaper/Etsy

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