13 Funny Valentines To Give You Something To Laugh About On February 14, aka The Most Annoying Day Of The Year

Ah Valentine's Day. A day of love. The time to show the people you love just how much you care about them by sending out cute, funny Valentines. Be it friends, family, or your significant other, this is one holiday that can be special for everyone.

Or it can be just another day, filled with post after post of flowers and mushy thoughts. If that's the case, these cards are perfect for you — a funny reminder that you don't quite hate someone, or that they are the Kanye to your Kanye. Here is the go-to guide for all the funny, snarky, Valentine's Day cards you'll need this year.

EEEEEE Feelings!

For the person who gives you all the feelings that you can’t quite put into words.

Smitten Kitten, $5.50, Urban Outfitters

I love You More Than Tacos

There might be one person you would give up Mexican food for, but chances are, they’re down to eat it with you. This one’s for them.

More Than Tacos, $2, Etsy

Kanye and Kanye

Cards like this seem to surface every Valentine’s Day, but somehow they always seem to make me laugh. And I mean, they’re still fitting, so…

We Go Together Like Kanye & Kanye Card, $7.45, Etsy

Ovaries Before Brovaries

This is the perfect card to give to all your girl friends this Galentine’s Day. Leslie would be so proud.

Ovaries Before Brovaries, $4, Etsy

Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

For the nerd in your life, here’s just the Harry Potter card to make them laugh.

Harry Potter Valentine, $3.99, Etsy


For the person you’re in “like” with, what better way to tell them than with an Instagram card?

Double Tap, $4.25, Etsy

A Match Made in Heaven

Whether it's for your friend or your significant other, this Friends card is the perfect Valentine to give your fellow Netflix binger.

Prince Consuela and Crap Bag, $4.50, Etsy

The Cold Hard Truth

Because let’s be honest, we’ve all been there.

For You, $5.50, Urban Outfitters

The Tina Belcher of Valentine's

For when you just can’t get your thoughts together cohesively. We’re all a little bit Tina.

My Heart Just Pooped Its Pants, $4, Etsy

Love Can be Addictive

For the Walter White to your Jesse Pinkman. Your partner in crime: this card.

We’ve Got Chemistry, $3.50, Etsy

Cold Feet

If you ask me, this is the most relevant and hysterical card there is, because it is the most true.

My Feet Are Cold, $3.49, Hallmark

Such Valentine

For the Internet addict for whom this meme will never die, this is the perfect valentine!

Such Valentine, $4.00, Etsy


Like, totally.

You’re Totally Sponge-Worthy, $5.50, Lemonwood Imprints