If you haven't already joined the rest of the world and begun to pay close attention to things you love without understanding why (cough, the Kardashians, cough), then you might not be aware of Kim Kardashian's Instagram presence. Kardashian—sorry, Kardashian West — posts pretty much everything you could imagine and almost all of it centers around herself. Don't get me wrong; I'm not blaming her here. Kim Kardashian West is her own brand. She markets herself and she's very, very successful at what she does. And, OK, she's easy to poke fun at sometimes. Take, for instance, Kardashian's posts about the helmet her friends made her wear on a recent ski trip. She was initially "not happy about" the look but eventually warmed up to it, as detailed in The Cut's piece, entitled, "Kim Kardashian Had an Existential Crisis About Ski Helmets."
After hearing of Kardashian's tumultuous decision-making process regarding wearing a helmet to protect her brain while flying down a mountain (what a concept, right?), I thought to myself — of all the things Kardashian has worn, of all the weird, weird things... a ski helmet is something she really needs to adjust to sporting? Let's think about this for a second.
And so I thought about it, and here it is: seven things Kim Kardashian West has worn that make 100 percent less sense than a ski helmet.
1. This Entire Outfit
Yes, it was 2006. A rough time for all of us. But the female Jon Snow is not a good look for anyone. Even you, Kim Kardashian. And honestly, the belt serves no purpose here. None. Ski helmet? It makes sense. Random slouchy belt on a dress? Nope.
2. Large, Impractical Belts: The Kim Kardashian Story
OK, I feel a little bad going back into the archives to find some of these looks. But what is with the belts, Kim? Come on now. Just say no.
I'll just leave this here. Note: BELT.
I tried not to include this in my list because I figured it was for some sort of costume event, but it just kept popping up so I thought I might as well throw it in here.
5. This Hat
I mean if we're talking about head gear that makes literally no sense and serves no purpose... this has to be on the list.
6. Yes, I Know It Was Halloween
Still going on the list.