You know how you're old enough to know better, yet still dress for work like a sixth grader on her way to soccer practice? Well, there's now another reason to feel pretty bad about your inability to pull together an outfit: there's an infant out there who can do it better than you. On Tuesday, Kim Kardashian's photos of North West's clothes sent ripples of nausea through twenty-somethings who took one look at those chic ensembles and realized that a baby has better style than them.
But it's cool, guys. Don't be that upset. It's not like North will be able to wear all of these fabulous outfits. I mean, more than one of these gifted items doesn't fall within the pre-approved palette. When Kim and Kanye decreed that their offspring shall only dress in black, white, and cream, looks like Celine wasn't listening. That fashion house sent over a blue and red sweater. And Lanvin? They sent North something pink. As. If.
Kim and Kanye have been enjoying time away from their newborn while visiting Paris and it looks like while there, they were able to score some pretty sweet swag, even if North won't ever dane to wear such designs. It's possible Kim will put these items on eBay — she's sold some of her clothes online in the past, so who knows, maybe she'll put these non-black-white-or-cream items up for auction, as well.
And hey, if she does, you can totally place a bid on that tee that has Bambi jumping into a box that holds a naked woman. Until then, check out North's new duds below and ask yourself just what it is you think you're doing with your life.
North's new Givenchy ensem:
Her new Maison Martin Margiela outfit/Walter White halloween costume:
A baby leather dress from Alexander Wang, natch:
OMG, Celine. What an embarrassment:
You too, Lanvin. Think next time!