Neil deGrasse Tyson Ruins 'Gravity' With His Infinite Knowledge on Twitter
On Saturday evening, I saw Gravity, after what felt like years of hype for the Sandra Bullock-George Clooney drama. The movie had only been out for a day or so, but I'd been dying to see it ever since that first jaw-dropping trailer was released back in August. Was Gravity worth the wait, you ask? Yes — 1,000 times yes. The visually stunning movie, directed by Alfonso Cuaron, is a 90-minute exhilarating, emotional masterpiece of filmmaking. Sure, there were a few clunkers in the script, and I would've liked to see Clooney take off his space suit for at least one scene, but those are minor grudges when the the movie was that good. Gravity, I determined, was the rare movie that actually held up to the hype.
And then I got home and checked Twitter. It seemed that Neil deGrasse Tyson, who, if you're unfamiliar, is a world-famous astrophysicist, the best friend of Bill Nye, and a frequent, hugely followed Twitter user, had taken to the site to express his grievances with the movie. In a quickly-growing series of tweets that began with "Mysteries of #Gravity," Tyson explained everything that was scientifically wrong with the film I'd just got done telling my friends that they had to see right now. At first, it started off light, with just a few tweets like this:
The film #Gravity should be renamed "Zero Gravity— (@neiltyson) #
Quickly, it got more detailed:
Mysteries of #Gravity: Why Bullock, a medical Doctor, is servicing the Hubble Space Telescope.— (@neiltyson) #
Mysteries of #Gravity: How Hubble (350mi up) ISS (230mi up) & a Chinese Space Station are all in sight lines of one another.— (@neiltyson) #
Mysteries of #Gravity: When Clooney releases Bullock's tether, he drifts away. In zero-G a single tug brings them together.— (@neiltyson) #
I'd already known that the movie had messed up the locations of the space stations and the Hubble, thanks to a New York Times article I'd read a day before, and had made that my one suspension of disbelief. But the other stuff? It was all new information. As disappointing as it was to learn that more things than I'd originally imagined were scientifically wrong with the movie, I found Tyson's tweets more informative than disheartening. Besides, the filmmakers should have been allowed a little leeway when it came to making a movie set entirely in space. But then Tyson kept tweeting.
Mysteries of #Gravity: Why Bullock's hair, in otherwise convincing zero-G scenes, did not float freely on her head.— (@neiltyson) #
Mysteries of #Gravity: Nearly all satellites orbit Earth west to east yet all satellite debris portrayed orbited east to west— (@neiltyson) #
Mysteries of #Gravity: Satellite communications were disrupted at 230 mi up, but communications satellites orbit 100x higher.— (@neiltyson) #
It seemed everything was wrong with a movie I'd thought was near-perfect, at least in terms of scientific accuracy (like I'd actually know). Thanks to Tyson's tweets, the sheen of Gravity began to fade. Those cringe-y lines of dialogue now seemed like more than a handful; the entire script, I started to notice, was awkward and unrealistic. And the acting? Sure, Sandra Bullock was amazing, but did George Clooney do anything but play the same version of calm, witty jokester George Clooney that we've seen for years? As for the effects — well, I didn't know what to believe anymore. All that CGI suddenly wasn't as impressive to me as it had seemed to me just a few hours before. Thanks to the genius of Neil deGrasse Tyson, Gravity didn't seem so great, after all.
I know I shouldn't let one person color my opinion of a movie I thought I'd loved. But this was Neil deGrasse Tyson, not some random person with access to an encyclopedia. Tyson is the smartest, coolest astrophysicist around, and I trust everything he says. If he told me that Gravity was real and that Cuaron had filmed his actors in actual space, I'd be inclined to believe him. So hearing such harsh truths about the movie coming from him does, unfortunately, have a major effect on my opinion.
Apparently Tyson, though, managed not to let his own knowledge impact his feelings about the movie. Early this morning, he tweeted:
My Tweets hardly ever convey opinion. Mostly perspectives on the world. But if you must know, I enjoyed #Gravity very much.— (@neiltyson) #
At least one of us is happy. Thanks, Neil.