Marc Jacobs' Other Break Up

Less than a week after announcing his split from Louis Vuitton, Marc Jacobs is undergoing another, more personal breakup. People, it's Instagram official: Jacobs is no longer dating Harry Louis, the 24-year-old Brazilian former porn star. (Somewhere, somehow, Madonna's ears just perked up.)

Louis took to Instagram to announce the breakup with this intense picture:

Whether that's an actual pane of broken glass, or a new Instagram filter we haven't yet heard of, the effect is dramatic. So dramatic, in fact, that it makes us question whether the breakup was as amicable as Harry's caption makes it seem:

So I would like to be the first one to share with you all the news... Me and Marc have decided not carry on with our relationship as boyfriends... The distance and lack of time because of work schedules aren't really something realistic, and he's such a beautiful and amazing person, that I think he deserve a bf who will stay at least in one of the cities that he leaves in... Also, I need that too... We love each other very much, and that it was a decision from both!!!! Every special minute we've spent together will be treasured, and a new chapter of our both lives has started... Both of us focusing in work, and make it work!!!! So, for those who were always supportive of us, please don't be sad, live goes on, to all of us... And for those who were praying that this day were coming, there you have... Marc Jacobs and Harry Louis aren't officially a couple anymore!!!!

We don't normally follow news of a breakup with four exclamation points, but then again, we're not Harry Louis.

Out of great change comes great growth, or something like that, so hopefully these two high-profile breakups will catapult Marc into an era of increased happiness and creativity. Marc, we love you, and will happily be your date at any upcoming galas, runway shows, or emotionally-restorative retreats to Dolce & Gabbana's Italian villa that you need to attend. Keep ya head up.

Image: @HARRY_LOUIS/Instagram