The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
Dorian Gray was totally the first Grey. Don't worry that the "grey" is spelled differently. Think about the facts that both are spooky sexy and both have weird things in their closets. And they're both bad, bad, bad.
The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien
All I'm saying is that the world is waiting for some kinky fan fiction about Gandalf the Gray and his sexy hobbit friends. I have two words for you: Foot fetish.
Colorless Tsukuru and His Years of Pilgrimage by Haruki Murakami
This is the story of a man coming to terms with his grey(t)ness. It's not easy to do.
Gray by Pete Wentz and James Montgomery
Once again, the Fall Out Boy is killing it. I think he and James should date.
5. Gray’s Anatomy of the Human Body by Henry Gray, F.R.S.
Oh man, are tarsal glands sexy.
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus by John Gray, Ph.D
And both planets are naughty.
Fun with Dick and Jane and Friends by William S. Gray
The Lord John Grey Series by Diana Gabaldon
Another Grey who, because of his unconventional sexual preferences, must be discrete. Do you, Lord Grey. Just do you.
Grey Mountain by John Grisham
John Grisham is like, "E.L, you think you're a big shot with your three books? I have a thousand. Literally a thousand."
The Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Gray Bridge by Hildegarde H. Swift
The story of an intimidating, powerful bridge who wants to do painful things to a lighthouse. I think I just took this joke too far — I feel dirty now.
Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie
Hercule Poirot relied on the little gray cells to do his murder-solving. But now we'll be referring to them as the Christian Grey cells. Someone tell Dame Agatha.