Kris Is Not Happy About Being The Third Wheel

by Marenah Dobin

I wonder how Kanye West feels about marrying into such a big and extremely close family. I have no idea how Yeezy deals with being around so many family members all the time, but he continues to do it. On Thursday, March 5, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, and Kris Jenner attended the Balmain fashion show in Paris, France, and Jenner was definitely the third wheel.

The family was there to support Kendall Jenner who was modeling on the runway, but if you ask me, something else went down that was much better than the show itself. Personally, I cannot stop looking at this photo of West, Kardashian, and Jenner sitting in the front row. It is just beyond awkward. Kardashian and West are actually smiling, laughing, and getting all affectionate. And then there's Kris Jenner sitting next to them — not that her daughter and son-in-law seemed to notice. The Kardashian/Jenner matriarch looked pretty peeved getting ignored by Kimye.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and I'm sure Kris Jenner had more than a thousand words running through her mind in this moment. What was she thinking? I obviously don't know, but I have plenty of ideas.

"This is the one time that I wish North was at a fashion show."

Some people might have been annoyed by North West crying at previous fashion shows, but at least she was interesting and engaging. If baby North was present, grandma Kris could fuss over her and have something to do while getting ignored by Kimye.

"Kourtney and Scott wouldn't do this to me."

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick know how to love each other without overloading on the PDA. A subtle handhold or an endearing look is enough for them. These two know how to show love without alienating the people around them.

"Hey guys... I'm over here. No seriously, don't forget about me"

Kris Jenner is notorious for crossing over from the parent zone to the friend zone with her children. There's even a popular Saturday Night Live sketch about her being the fourth Kardashian sister. Maybe this is just one of those times when she should have stayed home instead of going out with her kids?

"I hope Kanye gets up to interrupt the fashion show. At least that would be interesting."

If Yeezy stood up to give the fashion show a VMAs-style interruption, Jenner could try to steal back he daughter's attention.

"Would Kim get mad if I tell her to dye her eyebrows?"

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Kim Kardashian nearly broke the Internet — again — with her bleach blonde dye job. Everyone has something to say about her new look. So I wouldn't be shocked if Kris Jenner had an opinion when she's been stuck looking at her daughter's dye job during this Paris trip.

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