It's understandable to mess up under tremendous pressure, specifically when you're on a high profile game show, but this takes the cake. One recent episode of Wheel of Fortune, included a Disney-related fail so astonishing, you won't believe it: The poor contestant, so excited to see the Snow White and the Seven Dwarvespuzzle, accidentally mistook "Sneezy" for "Sneeky." Which, I'm assuming, is just a misspelling of "Sneaky." Rough. While insipid Wheel of Fortune answers aren't rare, it's crazy to think someone could botch a Disney staple. Or is it?
Now listen, there's a part of me that has genuine sympathy for this kind of screw-up, because it's one of those monumental heavily publicized things that'll follow you for the rest of your life via YouTube. There's another part of me that's like, "Seriously, how did you even manage that?" The magical world of Disney is so deeply a part of our culture to the point where most of my childhood memories are just listening to "Hakuna Matata" on an endless loop. So it is from the latter part of me that I conceived 13 possible Disney-related Wheel of Fortune riddles and some ridiculous wrong answers.
Let's see if you can fair better than "Sneeky" with these super hard riddles. Watch the video below, and then test your Disney knowledge. Good luck to you all.
1. MICK_Y MOUS_
You have to buy a vowel, 3 of the 5 and sometimes "Y" are already used up, so of course you go with "A."
2. LE_ I_ GO
If you haven't heard this song about a million times in the past year, then it's understandable to try to plug in an "F" somewhere in there. Or it's not acceptable at all.
3. SLEE_ING BEAU_Y
It's obviously everyone's second favorite winter-themed Disney royalty, "Sleeting Beaupy."
4. T_NKER BELL
"Tonker Bell" is a popular choice if you watch a lot of modern Saturday Night Live and are mesmerized by Aidy Bryant.
5. BUZZ LIGHT_EAR
What, you don't know Buzz Lightbear? The best astronaut slash toy slash bear in cinema history?
6. WINNIE T_E POO_
Guessing "Winnie the Poof" was a little presumptuous.
7. TIM BURTO_'S THE _IGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Duh, The Fightmare Before Christmas by my favorite direction Tim Burtof.
8. _AR_ OF YOUR WORLD
"Tart of Your World" would actually be a good pick when you're thinking of Ariel, the undisputed dumbest bitch in the Ocean.
9. UNDER _HE _EA
Everything's better when you guess "Under The Tea." What's with the double T's, though, seriously, guys, amateur hour.
10. _ALT DISNEY _ORLD RESORT
The happiest place on Earth: Halt Disney World.
11. _OCUS _OCUS
The best Disney Halloween movie of all time, Jocus Focus.
12. URSULA THE SEA _ITCH
It's not "witch," I'll tell you that.
13. MARY _O_ _INS
Why, as I live and breathe, if it ain't Mary Goggins!
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