14 'Vanderpump Rules' Reunion Photos That Prove This Episode Will Be Nothing But Drama

The time has come for the entire cast of Vanderpump Rules to sit down for the Season 3 reunion, and it is going to be a nightmare! And that is so exciting, because no one likes a tame Vanderpump Rules reunion show. Not even Andy Cohen (especially not Andy Cohen). During this wonderful reunion, Lisa will be reminded that she has hired a group of the most unprofessional servers in the industry, Stassi will say she's better than all of them, and Giggy Vanderpump will be comatose as usual. It really has the makings of an incredible hour.

Bravo has released photos from the reunion, and from the looks of it, things did not go down very smoothly. Duh. There's yelling, shade being thrown, a lot of finger pointing, honestly, every single one of them looks miserable. And their misery is really the audience's delight. Enjoy this timely appetizer, darlings.

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Scheana, Tom, and Ariana

This is definitely when Andy is welcoming everyone, because there is no way in Hell that Ariana is going to be smiling that much during the reunion unless someone tells her she’s been granted a restraining order for Kristen. Tom is ready, but not willing, to be grilled about Miami.

Possible quote: “Tom are you ready for this?” - Andy Cohen, [Is it too late to bail?] - Tom

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Jax, Scheana, Tom, and Ariana

I have never been more sure of anything in my life that these are the faces of four people who are listening to Kristen rant on about Miami girl. And honestly, if you know Jax is giving you that type of a stare down, you really need to pump the breaks.

Possible quote: “She reached out to me on Instagram, and I was tired of being called a liar.” - Kristen

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Jax and Scheana

This is when Kristen brings Jax’s lies into the game and calls him out on changing his story about whether or not Tom cheated on Ariana. But seriously, Jax, what is the real story? We’ll never know.

Definite quote: “I make a lot of s—t up. I don’t know what’s wrong with me!” - Jax

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James, Kristen, Tom Schwartz, Katie

Kristen is defending herself as to why she pried so much into Tom’s alleged infidelity. She’s making it come off as if she was tired of being called a liar, while Schwartz and Katie (and James) are all thinking, “Yeah, that’s why…”

Possible quote: “I do not love Sandoval anymore.” - Kristen

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Andy, Lisa, and Jax

Andy coming in clutch with calling out Jax for dating so many girls at a time.

Possible quote: “You were dating the girl from Vegas and Carmen at the exact same time, right?” - Andy

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Scheana, Tom, and Ariana

Tom has had enough (for the millionth time) of Kristen trying to expose him for his alleged cheating.

Possible quote: “She needs to back off my relationship with Ariana. We aren’t together anymore, she has nothing to do with my life now.” - Tom

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James and Kristen

Poor James, having to hear about this for the entire season. From the looks of the smile on Kristen’s face, she thinks she’s got something on Tom.

Possible quote: “You wouldn’t be so defensive and get so worked up if you didn’t cheat with Miami Girl.” - Kristen

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Andy and Lisa

In a refreshing intermission, Lisa asks Andy why she hired these people.

Definite quote: “Maybe I should just fire them all.” - Lisa, “What about Season 4 though?” - Andy

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Kristen, Tom Schwartz, and Katie

Now Katie is probably jumping in saying that Kristen needs to just mind her own business. Kristen turns the tables on Katie saying she shouldn’t talk since Tom cheated on Katie, too. Kristen goes for the gut.

Possible quote: “You can’t talk Katie, because you also are dating a cheater. James would never cheat on me.” - Kristen

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Katie and Stassi

Stassi joins as “the surprise guest” and Kristen and James get sent to the back. Here, Katie is probably accusing Stassi of being a really bad friend and cutting Katie out of her life after one little trip away.

Definite quote: “I thought we were on the same page for hating Scheana, Katie.” - Stassi

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Definite quote: “ALL OF YOU ARE CRAZY. But I’m not.” - Stassi

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Jax is definitely showing off his myriad of female name tattoos, or maybe even the covered up female name tattoos. Whose name is no longer visible? We’ll have to watch to find out.

Definite quote: “Yeah, I’ll take my shirt off.” - Jax

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Andy, Lisa, Giggy, and Ken

Here the adults of the group cheers the bunch with a glass of the Vanderpump sangria (because product placement, duh). Everyone looks so happy, so maybe something good happened… A proposal?

Possible quote: “Cheers to a ring on a string!” - Everyone

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Definite thought: “Seriously, I should fire all of you.” - Lisa

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