“Dyeing The Chicago River Green” Time Lapse Video Answers All The Questions You've Ever Had About The St. Patrick's Day Tradition

Have you ever wondered how they dye the Chicago River green for St. Patrick's Day every year? I know I have — and now, thanks to a straightforward yet weirdly fascinating time lapse video, I have all the answers to all the questions I've ever had about the tradition. I mean, yes, when I say “all the questions I've ever had,” what I really mean is “all two questions I've ever had” — namely, how do they do it and how much dye does it take — but, well... work with me, here. It's

I'll be honest: I'm not exactly sure what I was expecting… but this wasn't it. I mean, when you stop to think about it for a moment, it's really the only way you conceivably could dye an entire river the color of shamrocks… and yet.

And yet.

I'll admit that I was hoping for something a little more… magical. Theories I've had over the years include, but are not limited to:

  • Leprechauns. Duh. Who else would do it?
  • Giant Dump Trucks. I used to picture them all perched on the edge of the river, heaving their loads backwards in a synchronized explosion of green liquid.
  • Giants. Like, actual giants. Mythical ones. They store their dye up there in the sky with their harps that play all by themselves and their geese that lay golden eggs. They get some sort of weird kick out of turning a necessary body of water a totally unnecessary color ever year.
  • Airplane Flyby. It would make a mess if the planes miscalculated where they needed to drop their payloads, but it would have been pretty epic to watch.

But here's how they actually do it. Are you ready for this? I captured it in GIF form for you, just so you could see the single most important moment of the whole process. Are you sure you're ready? OK. Here we go:

...And that's it. A little boat zips out over the water, trailing green dye behind it as it goes. It turns makes a U-turn before running right back the way it came. And then it does it over… and over… and over again.

Scott Olson/Getty Images News/Getty Images
Scott Olson/Getty Images News/Getty Images

So at least there's that. After somewhere in the neighborhood of 45 pounds of dye have been shot through the river, it starts to look like this:

Scott Olson/Getty Images News/Getty Images

Voila! Green river.

Fun fact: The very first time the river got dyed green was actually an accident. According to a story published in the Fairfield Mirror in 2003, some plumbers attempting to trace illegal substances polluting the river employed green dye in the course of their work; however, the business manager of the Chicago Journeymen Plumbers Local Union No. 130, Stephen Bailey, realized it might be a fun way to celebrate St. Patty's Day. The event is still sponsored by the plumber's union today, although the dye is no longer fluorescent — it's now vegetable-based, because fluorescent dye is terrible for the environment. The Great River Dyeing is always conducted on the Saturday closest to St. Patrick's Day, rather than on the day itself, and takes a few days to dissipate.

Here's the full time lapse video — it's kind of wild, even if it doesn't involve dump trucks or giants. Take a peek: