'Big Time In Hollywood, FL' Guys Are Beliebers

by Kristie Rohwedder

The White Carpet at the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber was crazy-hot. Literally. (If we're talking figuratively, Chrissy Teigen brought SO MUCH heat. That dress was fire. All of the flames emojis.) That March afternoon, the temperatures in Los Angeles climbed to the triple digits and barely relented. However, as I talked with the creators and stars of upcoming Comedy Central series Big Time In Hollywood, FL, I temporarily forgot that the weather outside was less than ideal. The guys are just that hilarious. Alex Afanger, Dan Schimpf, Jon Bass, Lenny Jacobson took a few minutes to chat with me about the day's guest of honor, and our conversation was as delightful as that cool breeze that occasionally paid the White Carpet a visit. My main takeaway from our convo: Sign me up for Big Time In Hollywood, FL. Sign me up right now.

When asked to name their favorite Bieber songs, the Big Time Beliebers didn’t hesitate to share their answers. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but the J-Biebs tracks Afanger, Schimpf, Bass, and Jacobson rattled off were tracks I had not heard before. Some very deep cuts. So deep are these deep cuts, I cannot find the songs anywhere on the Internet.

Here is Big Time In Hollywood, FL's ultimate Justin Bieber playlist.

“How You Do It, You Do It So Good”

How complimentary!

“Hey, Hey! Look At My Abs”

A call to abs, er, arms.

“Touch Me All Over, My Face Is Justin”

I could be wrong, but I think "___ is Justin" could be the new "___ is on point."

“I Poop Gold”

I am DYING to hear this song. Sounds like it'd be right up my alley.

“It’s A Wig, Don’t Touch It”

Secret's out.

“Check Out My Gum Drops, They’re In My Pants”

I was informed this track appears on the album My Pants Shine So Much.

“I Love ‘Em So Crazy, You My Girl”

Whoever this song is about should be flattered.

You can catch the Big Time In Hollywood, FL series premiere March 25 on Comedy Central. I know I'll be watching, bag of gum drops in hand.

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