If you're having as much trouble conceiving a child as Kim Kardashian, try her new baby-making mantra that you won’t find in any pregnancy or parenting book: Kim Kardashian thinks going platinum will help her get pregnant. OK, so it may not make total sense, but it will (sort of) once you hear her reasoning.
Since “[being] perfect for about eight to ten months” wasn’t working out, she’s throwing caution to the wind and is focusing her energy on doing what she wants, which is why she dyed her luscious locks such a shockingly blonde hue. "I’m going to do everything that I want to do and that includes going platinum. Hopefully I will get pregnant doing all the wrong things. I’m totally changing my tactics.” Kardashian went on to say, "Literally teenagers on meth get pregnant in two seconds. It’s crazy. When you don’t want to be pregnant, it happens.”
Kardashian spilled all of her baby woes in a one-on-one with E! News correspondent Ken Baker. She continued to say, “When I went blonde after I had North, I was really supposed to go platinum blonde but I chickened out, so I did that golden blonde. So I’d been waiting and waiting and kept saying, ‘After baby number two, I’ll go platinum, I’ll go platinum.’ That hasn’t happened, so I was like, ‘What am I waiting for?’”
Needless to say, there wasn’t a more opportune time for Mrs. West to bleach her signature tresses and sport the high fashion hue at Paris Fashion Week.
She also divulged that she and Kanye were having sex about 15 times a day, a number that even her doctors advised was too much. (Umm… I’m only awake for about 12-15 hours, so how does that even work?) Maybe the couple should focus on sleeping (and just sleeping) to get some R&R from their marital marathons. SWISH is right, Kanye.
"I'm over it. I'm over trying, overthinking it, hence why I dyed my hair blond." Y'all Kim Kardashian just said HENCE. Here's to blondes having more fun — with grammar.
I guess I never pegged Kardashian to be the Charlotte of the Klan, but it's pretty adorable. Hopefully in a few months, we’ll be able to celebrate North West’s younger sibling and gawk at his/her mad style game!