In breaking news, Kim Kardashian has dyed her hair yet another time. After a brief and glorious three weeks as a platinum blonde, Kim Kardashian has brown hair again. While the Kardashian's transition to bright blonde hair certainly shocked us all and definitely ruffled some critics' feathers, all in all, it seemed like the look was here to stay for a while, right? After all, that is A LOT of work for less than a month; going from brown to blonde is certainly not an easy process. But besides that, Kardashian West seemed to LOVE the hair. I mean, the sheer volume of selfies and positive captions alone should have meant something, right? What should we even believe anymore?
Life-altering questions aside, Kardashian looks fabulous in any case; I think we can pretty much all agree on that, even if the platinum wasn't everyone's cup of tea. Sadly, though, all we're left with now is memories of what was. RIP Blonde Kim. But just because brunette Kim is back doesn't mean that there isn't a lot to learn from her time as a blonde. After all, a whole fashion week came and went for Blonde Kim. A lot happened. Here's a brief timeline of Kim Kardashian as a blonde, you know, just in case you missed some of the dozens and dozens of selfies.
March 5: The FIRST Selfie
And she BREAKS THE INTERNET ONCE AGAIN.
March 5: Balmain Front Row
This was the first time she brought the platinum out to play, and what better place to do so than in the front row of a Balmain runway show? Casual.
March 5: Balmain Again
Laughing with Kanye at how much everyone is freaking out over a hair color. "And I'm not even naked this time!" she undoubtedly chuckled.
March 5: Lanvin
Something about platinum hair and Paris Fashion Week just WORKS.
March 5: Balmain Dinner
Casually hanging with Olivier Rousteing. No big deal.
March 6: Balenciaga
So. Fancy. So. Boobs.
March 8: Givenchy
Kim K wears Givenchy like most of us wear Forever 21, so, it kind of makes sense that she was here and looking FAB.
March 11: Louis Vuitton
Maybe I'll dye my hair dramatically for specific fashion weeks as well? Too much?
2 Weeks Ago: Touch Ups
What? Having to get your hair touched up every week is too much work for you and your glam squad? YOU HAVE ONE JOB.
2 Weeks Ago: Reading With North
And all together now, "Awwwwwww."
2 Weeks Ago: Eggplant and Peach
Well, they do say that blondes have more fun.
2 Weeks Ago: Feeling Insecure
Because not even a new hair color, millions of dollars, a designer closet, and thousands of adoring Instagram fans who tell you how amazing you are every day can make you feel great in a room full of models. Oh.
2 Weeks Ago: Appropriate Footwear Still Not An Option
Because even when you're an extra in American Horror Story: Coven, appropriate footwear still is not an option. What? That's not what's happening here? OH. OK.
2 Week Ago: Elsa
WHEN YOU GO BLONDE, YOU MUST MAKE A FROZEN REFERENCE. IMMEDIATELY. RULE. NUMBER. ONE.
1 Weeks Ago: Avatar Change
And just like that, she made us question whether the blonde was here to stay.
1 Week Ago: Waist Training, It's A Way Of Life
Casually cleaning the house and also cinching every organ and bone into an unnatural shape. All in a day's work.
1 Week Ago: The Daily Struggle
Guys, being blonde is not easy, OK? It's a struggle. But it's her burden to bear.
4 Days Ago: High School Reunion
Honestly, though, how is no one asking how her hair is surviving all these treatments and dyes? IS SHE REALLY JUST BALD?! IS THIS THE BIG SECRET? Just an idea.
20 Hours Ago: STILL BLONDE
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! Why the sudden change? SLOW DOWN, KIM.
Today: GOODBYE BLONDE
And just like that, it's gone. Sigh. Well, it was fun while it lasted.
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