Seth Meyers Invites Jon Snow To A Dinner Party, But There Are 11 HBO Characters That Would Make Worse Guests

We are just four — I repeat, four — days away from the Season 5 premiere of Game of Thrones. In celebration of this momentous occasion, Seth Meyers decided to throw a little dinner party with a handful of his closest friends... and Jon Snow. Cloaked in his heavy matted furs, Snow brooded in a manly fashion while guests exchanged pleasantries about work and family. When asked about his parents, Snow went into a rant about being illegitimate and about his father's beheading. Things got a lot more grim when he brought up his brother's wedding and a bunch of child murder stuff. But the absolute worst part about having Jon Snow at your dinner party is that he talks about CrossFit. UUUUGHHH!

When we last left Jon Snow in Season 4 of Game of Thrones, he was still mourning the loss of Ygritte, negotiating with Mance Rayder to save the lives of The Night's Watch, and figuring out what to do about that pesky White Walkers problem. Poor Jon Snow — no wonder he can't enjoy a nice meal. Though he is the Eeyore of Game of Thrones, Jon Snow is by no means the worst dinner guest in HBO's roster. In fact there are plenty of characters that would ruin a party way faster than Jon Snow. But first take a look at the hilarious video:

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And now, 11 HBO characters who you should never invite to a party:

Hannah Horvath

Not only would she over-share and probably wear something wildly inappropriate, but she'd also spend the entire time talking about her writing and feigning interest or joy in anyone else's success. Hard pass.

Rust Cohle

He'd stink up the place with cheap booze and smoke. Lest we forget his whole talking in convoluted metaphors thing. Nope.

Jonah Ryan

Ugh. Jonah.

Erlich

I would take someone who talks about the brutal murders of his kin over a loud eater any day of the week.

Jack Berger

He'll be intimidated by other people who are more successful than him, he'll judge your friends' dating habits, and then he'll leave without saying goodbye... but will stick a Post-It on your coffee table that says, "I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me."

Marlo Stanfield

Someone would probably end up dead. And by probably, I mean definitely. 

The Entire Cast of Entourage

I bet you would love hearing all of the disgusting things they say and do to women. Or how about all of their money? No? Maybe discussing one of Vince's movies ad nauseum? Human garbage. Every last one of 'em.

Billy Chenowith

The dude is a total pretentious downer. Oh, and he also might try to carve your skin.

Ja'mie King

When she's not on her phone, she's talking about how hawwwwt she is and dissing everyone around her... and probably saying something racially insensitive.

Patrick Murray

He has a tendency to reveal a lot of secrets and tell everyone what he really thinks about them at parties.

Kenny Powers

No thanks.

Images: Late Night with Seth Meyers/ YouTube, girlshbobeneaththedurbanskiessveephbocasschin/Tumblr, HBO (4), paralaxe/Tumblr, Giphy, Uproxx

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