Shep Rose's Birthday Party Photos Make It Look More Like 'The Hangover' Than 'Southern Charm'

The cast members on Bravo's Southern Charm know how to party — some of them maybe know how to party too well. Whether it be for a classy polo game or a house-warming party, these Southern-ers know how to get down. On Monday's episode, the Southern Charm crew celebrates Shep's birthday, and from the looks of the photos online, they had a lot of fun! There's just one thing missing... Shep! Which reminds me of a certain movie where a certain leading man goes missing on his big night.

Now, there isn't any reason for me to believe that the Southern Charm cast actually lost Shep, but because he is MIA in the few photos taken that night — that are available to the public — I can't help but wonder, where's Shep? Did he get left on a roof? Did he ditch his party and decide to go to bed early? Ehh, probably not. Is anyone wondering where Shep is, or do they know he'll figure it out himself? I just have so many questions about his party — that will hopefully be answered when Southern Charm follows his birthday — but the most important question is... What do tigers dream of, when they're take a little tiger snooze?

Because we don't have that much to work with from social media, let's imagine what Shep's birthday night would be like if it were The Hangover.

A Few Days Before The Party...

Everyone is present and in good order. People are gearing up to ring in Shep's 35th birthday, his best year yet.

At The Party...

Everyone... is... there... Oh, wait. Someone important is missing, like, I don't know, THE BIRTHDAY BOY?!

We All Know Who The Bradley Cooper Character Would Be...

They just want to party.

The Ladies Are Posing, Without Shep...

Still no Shep update.

They Find A Baby...

OK, maybe it's Kathryn and Thomas' baby, but it still counts.

Then It Got Really Weird...

No word on if there was a tiger, but there's also no word on there NOT being a tiger, so really it's 50/50.

The Only Photo Of Shep From That Night...

(At least this is the only photo I could find via public accounts on Instagram.)

The Only Photo Shep Posted From That Night...

Happy birthday, Doug, — uhm, Shep! Happy birthday!

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