Fashion

15 Crazy 'Sex And The City' Outfits Too Bonkers To Even Try And Replicate

The Roman Empire fell, Richard Nixon resigned from the presidency, and Carrie Bradshaw once wore an American flag pencil skirt. As every wise high school history teacher across the country touts to their students, we must learn from history or we are bound to repeat it. So, the time has come to reflect on the poor fashion decisions of our favorite girl gang from HBO, the women of Sex and the City, to protect ourselves from inevitable doom. Thankfully, these outfits are too crazy to even try and replicate.

While most turn a blind eye to their fashion failures and selectively remember their knockout looks only, I can't ethically give them a free pass anymore. From bandanas and rock band-themed jumpsuits to cowboy hats and ruffled prairie skirts, it is clear we have four couture convicts on our hands. Thankfully, they pulled it together for the final season of the show, but we will #neverforget these fashion faux pas of yesteryear.

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Carrie's Waist Accessory

I call this the blind cinch.

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Charlotte's Spice Girl Do

~~PAGING SCARY SPICE~~

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Carrie's Beerhaus Blouse

Carrie stopped for a quick bite with the girls before jetting off to Oktoberfest.

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Carrie's Overabundant Ruffles

Her fashion inspo? Scarlett O’Hara from Gone With The Wind.

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Charlotte's Atlantic City Silhouette

I hope she used pasties.

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Carrie's American Flag

SHE DID IT FOR AMERICA. THE FANNY PACK, TOO. ALL FOR AMERICA.

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Carrie's Cowboy Roundup

And Carrie wonders why Big dumped her for Natasha…

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Samantha's Rock Star Romper

She raided Bon Jovi’s closet.

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Samantha's Dutch Twin Set

She just had this lying around…

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Samantha's Psychedelic Suit

An acid trip meets Carol Brady.

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Carrie's Pearl Chokehold

Death by pearl.

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Carrie's Chanel DIY

She was practicing her tie dye technique.

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Samantha's Blue Sequin Uniform

I see you in the fringe curtain dress, Carrie. I. See. You.

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Carrie Gets Pantsed

Why wear pants when you have an Hermes belt?

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Carrie's Frida Kahlo Inspiration

~*handmade*~

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