7 Drake Lyrics That Perfectly Describe Your Relationship With (& Love Of) Pizza
Honesty hour: I'm fairly certain I can turn to Drake's music in almost every situation. He has songs for every occasion: Some are meant to take your pregame from "0 to 100... real quick," some are club bangers that make the whole crew go crazy during a night out, and some are evenbreakup songs that you can have a good cry to after suffering a broken heart. Drake has the perfect songs and lyrics for just about every situation, particularly love — and that does not stop before a love of pizza. Yep, you read that correctly: pizza. In fact, I believe that there are actually plenty of Drake lyrics that perfectly describe my relationship with pizza.
I'm not even kidding. In fact, give my theory a chance: If you are a pizza loyalist like myself, you will hear what I hear when you're listening to Drake songs. The man really understands this intimate relationship between a girl and her pizza — and we all know how special that really is.
Trust me on this one, Drake understands all kinds of love and a woman's affection for pizza is one of the greatest loves of all. If you don't believe me, let's look at some of his greatest hits and pick out his most on-point lyrics:
"I want this forever, I swear, I can spend whatever on it."
Song: "Best I Ever Had"
Situation: You know how it is: You've had a long night out, you've had a lot to drink, and you're not going home alone — you're going home with pizza, and you don't care how much it costs.
"You could have my heart or we could share it like the last slice"
Song: "Best I Ever Had"
Situation: This is how you know where you really stand with someone. There's one slice of pizza left, and you're both hungry. What do you do? Do you go after that slice? Do you politely offer it up to the other person, or do you just split it in half? And, if you do split a slice of pizza in a half, that's some pretty real stuff: No one in their right mind wants to give up a slice, so if you're both willing to give up something for someone else, that means a lot.
"What's a life with no fun? Please, don't be so ashamed. I've had mine, you've had yours, we both know."
Song: "Take Care"
Situation: You're trying to be healthy, but you're hanging out with friends and there's a beautiful pizza pie in the vicinity. You've just spent the last fifteen minutes talking about your fitness plan... and now you are tempted. Do you just go for it and grab a slice? Yes; yes you do. Life is too short, just enjoy some pizza! You know you want to.
"What am I doing? What am I doing? Oh yeah, that's right, I'm doing me, I'm doing me."
Situation: You have been so good sticking to eating healthy. But now it's Friday, and there is pizza to be had. You DGAF — you're going to do whatever you want, and that involves eating some delicious pizza.
"So I don't plan on stopping at all. I want this s**t forever, man"
Situation: You already started eating pizza, and manners mean nothing anymore. Your hair is held back in a ponytail and you're more focused than ever on finishing your pizza. Nothing is going to stop you from devouring your food, and there's zero chance of leftovers in the morning.
"Cause man it's a mission, tryna fight to the finish. Just to see if I'm finished"
Song: "Worst Behavior"
Situation: You have already eaten so much pizza. It tastes delicious, but you are somehow full. You don't have enough to save for leftovers and you just want to finish what's in front of you. It tastes so delicious, yet you are struggling to power through.
"Got everything, I got everything. I cannot complain, I cannot. I don't even know how much I really made, I forgot, it's a lot"
Song: "All Me"
Situation: You went overboard. You bought everything to make pizza in your own kitchen, but you didn't know how much pizza you would get from the ingredient... and now you have four pizzas cooking in the top and bottom oven. You have no idea how a casual snacking endeavor went this far.
There you have it, Drake really does understand relationships — even that precious one between a girl and her pizza.
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