Kimye Basically Lives In The 'Blank Check' Mansion

Kimye lives such an opulent life that even Oprah Winfrey and Donald Trump might think, "Too much." According to Us Weekly, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West recently purchased a $35,000 theater for their $20 million home. I can only imagine that the theater is decked out in the finest leather recliners, diamond sconces, and yet still has that tacky swirly carpeting every single chain cinema has. The Kimye Home Movie Palace also has the ability to screen movies the same day they are released in theaters. The cost of those special screenings are $500 a pop. In short, your kids are never going to have as cool of birthday parties as North West, so just stop trying already.

West and Kardashian's estate takes up three acres of land and is seated in the celebrity-filled neighborhood of Hidden Hills — though I doubt much is hidden in a part of LA that must be swarming with paparazzi. Just around the corner from the Wedashians are Kris Jenner, Jennifer Lopez, Drake, Leann Rimes, Nicolette Sheridan, and Jessica Simpson... just to name a few. They are going to throw the best Game of Thrones viewing parties EVER.

Aside from the in-home movie theater and the bevy of big stars nearby, Kardashian and West own all of the things your childhood heart once desired. They're the real life remake of Richie Rich and the kid from Blank Check. Take a look.

Their Home Has Two Pools

I wonder if there's a water slide from their office to their pool...

Ten Burger Kings

Yep. Kanye West purchased 10 franchises for Kim.

Millions Of Milkshakes

She helped launch the company in Bahrain.

Cars! Vroom, Vroom!

The couple owns an entire fleet which they update regularly.

A Vineyard In Their Backyard

That one is not for kids, but you're still jealous of it, aren't ya?

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