Sia's New Music Video Is So Hot, It's On Fire

It's time to stop what you're doing and prepare to be a voyeur to Heidi Klum's sexual escapades with Pedro Pascal. The dynamite duo star in Sia's "Fire Meet Gasoline" music video, which just dropped online and is lighting up the blogosphere. Every since the hunk debuted as the sexy Oberyn Martell on HBO's Game of Thrones , he's become the object of many a sexual fantasy — and, of course, Klum is the one who actually gets to live this fantasy. I'm gonna be the bigger person here and say, "Good for you, Heidi!"

All I can say right now after watching the video is echo the final lyrics: "Burn with me tonight," Pedro. "Burn with me tonight." Is this how pervy old men feel when they're drooling over a Victoria Secret ad? I'm just gonna go full creeper mode here and go with it, though — this music video is too sultry, hot, and amazing not to. I mean, I'm sure you're already on your fifth rewatch, so you probably know what I'm talking about.

But, before we really get into the sultry moments that you're gonna wanna rewatch over and over again until you feel like Pascal is actually with you, watch the full "Fire Meet Gasoline" video below:

Hot, huh? Well, because I love you all so much, here's a rundown of the sexiest moments.

1. Fantasy In A Field

Frolicking in fields is one of my interests on Facebook, but frolicking in the fields with Oberyn Martell as he lightly strokes your skin with the tip of a grass strand is your deepest, erotic secret come to life. It's dreams like this that Fifty Shades of Grey are made of.

2. Canoodling In The Curtains

As Devin Banks said on 30 Rock, "keep your enemies so close that you're almost kissing." That would make Klum and Pascal practically archenemies or something.

3. Bedroom Boogie Bonanza

Remember that song from the Vengaboys that went, "I want you in my room, to spend the night together, together in my room"? This came to mind on the third viewing of "Fire Meet Gasoline." Though, that song would totally kill the sensual mood Sia is going for here, I guess.

4. He's A Model Student

This looks like one of those editorials in Vogue to promote some crazy skinny Armani jeans or expensive lingerie. But it works here. The best part of waking up is voguing next to a shirtless Pascal as he loses himself within the rural landscape.

5. Heidi Knows How To Work It

Bring the beat in, Heidi! The model still knows how to work it in a scene.

6. Now This Is Just Unfair

If I were able to do this, I would put it on my resume. Skills: Microsoft Office, social media strategy, licking Pedro Pascal's lips like a Baby Bottle Pop.

7. He's Got The Moves Like Jagger

And here I thought all those scenes in Game of Thrones were hot. Pascal is dripping with sex appeal, from his titillating voice to his pecs.

Excuse me, I think I need to go jump in a cold shower.

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