12 Celebrity Baby Names Worse than Kim and Kanye's North West

C'mon, chin up. Look north. Because while it's easy to hang our heads in shame that we've gifted fame to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West — a couple who decided to name their baby North West — things could be so much worse. The couple could have given their newborn baby one of these names.

Thank god Penn Jillette and Emily Zolton's child can use magic to fight off being made fun of in school.

Jason Lee and ex-fiancée Beth Riesgraf drew inspiration from Grandaddy's "He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot." That's one way to set low expectations.

Presumably, Holly Madison's boyfriend Pasquale Rotella is a Brony.

I tell you want we want, what we really, really want: Geri Halliwell to not name her child the same name as an ice cream company.

Sure, why not name your son after something you use to enhance the flavor in your pasta, John "Cougar" Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin?

Figures that a son of a chef, Jamie Oliver (and his wife Jools) would be out for your pic-a-nic basket.

To be fair, Stallone's son with Sasha Szack was born in the 1970s, so anything went. But we're pretty sure someone offered us a substance under the same name at Coachella.

Frank Zappa and Gail Sloatman's daughter's name is also the latest line of SnackWells treats.

Naming your child after Superman's birth name? Not so super, Nicolas and Alice Kim Cage.

Well... at least Jermaine Jackson did better than Blanket for his son (pictured, right, with brother Jaafar).

A song for actor Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer's daughter: Tu Morrow, Tu Morrow, we love ya, Tu Morrow, 18 is only six years away.

Six out of George Foreman's 11 children are named after him. But, don't worry, they all have nicknames to help them escape the monotony: George III is Monk, George IV is Big Wheel, George V is Red, and George VI is Little Joey. Seems Georgetta had it good.