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12 Funny Lines You Can Use To Hook Up

by Emma McGowan

May 21, 2015

We’ve all been there: That awkward moment when you want someone you’ve maybe slept with already (or maybe not) to come over to get down and dirty. You’re not quite at the point where you can just be like, “Yo, come over and let’s do it,” so you come with a “nicer” way to get the message across. The classic, of course, is “Do you want to come over and watch a movie?” You know you’re going to watch like, five minutes of that damn movie before clothing starts coming off. Don’t even front.

While the watching movie line is a good go-to, (it’s a classic for a reason, kids) there are other ways to get that same wink-wink, nod-nod dynamic going between you and your potential bed mate. For example, my dad’s college buddy used to ask girls up to his dorm room to “see my goldfish.” I guess he must have been a hottie with a body, ‘cause Pops claims it worked every time.

For those of you who are done with the movie line and don’t have goldfish, I’ve compiled a list of real life “Wanna come over and…?” questions to get you through the next round of Tinder dates. Really you guys, some of these are even crazier than that damn fish — and apparently worked.