From the time Mason Disick entered this world five years ago, I knew I wanted to be in the Kardashian-Disick family. There are few better celebrities to have as your parents than Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick, except maybe Kate Middleton and Prince William. Aside from the fact that their kids — Mason, Penelope, and Reign, if you're not keeping track — are well dressed and get to benefit from their parents' wealth, it's also obvious that they're incredibly loved. If Kourt and Scott wanted to, they could hire a fleet of nannies and never have to lift a finger to deal with a dirty diaper or a temper tantrum ever again, but they choose to be involved in their kids' lives like any other set of parents would be. And, judging from everything I've seen on Keeping Up With The Kardashians and the family's frequently updated social media accounts, it's official: Being in the Kardashian-Disick family is the best.
Don't believe me? That's OK. I have proof that will almost certainly change your mind. Warning: You are about to experience extreme jealousy and possibly even disappointment that your parents raised you as part of a normal family. These feelings are natural.
There's Obviously So Much Love To Go Around
Who else could melt Scott's cold, sarcastic heart but the adorable Mason?
And Their Kids Keep It Incredibly Real
Mason's dropping so much truth right now. Shopping with your parents sucks.
Sleeping At The Dinner Table Is Encouraged
I can't tell you how many times I've been out to eat and wanted to immediately nap before I paid the check.
They Have The Most Awesome Toys
OK, so that had to take forever to build, but it's way cooler than any Lego set I had growing up.
And They Get to Hang Out With Kim Kardashian
They probably don't realize it now, but their aunt is a fountain of beauty and fashion advice.
Their Parents Fist Bump On A Regular Basis
They're not like regular parents. They're cool parents.
Mickey Pancakes Are Served For Breakfast
And Their Cousin Is Basically The Most Famous Celebrity Baby In The World
Not to mention one of the most stylish. Here we have Penelope and North, discussing the secrets of the world. Or perhaps the Illuminati. (Definitely that.)
And, Of Course, Unlimited Starbucks
This is clearly water, but when you're a Kardashian-Disick, you always get to order a Venti.