We need to talk about the Kardashians, Khloe in particular, and I'm not sure why more people aren't making a fuss. I know there's a lot going on with our favorite reality family these days (even by their very busy standards), but that doesn't mean we can neglect big news. Maybe you've been distracted by the gorgeous perfection that is Caitlyn Jenner. It's highly possibly you're caught up in the excitement of a new Kim and Kanye baby, the future South (or East) West. (Come on, that has to happen.) I get it, there's plenty to be excited about, but I really need everyone to stop talking about everything else and focus on this one crucial detail of the latest Keeping Up With The Kardashians promo: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are talking again, and its clearly referred to as flirting. That's right. Khloe and Lamar could be getting back together, and I'm all about it.
Look, this is assuming that Lamar has spent the last few months (seasons?) getting his stuff together, because Khloe deserves someone whole. If it's true that Lamar has gotten help and recovered from a rumored substance abuse problem that split them apart, then I think Khloe and Lamar should get back together. (The details surrounding his alleged substance abuse vary, but Lamar, for his part, has denied having a dug problem. In 2013 he told paparazzi, "No ... Life is good," when they asked if he had an issue with drugs.)
The bottom line is take a look at this preview, and you can't convince me that this isn't happening. So, here are seven reasons why Khloe and Lamar should give it another go.
1. They Are The Original #RelationshipGoals
Before Kimye came along, there was Khloe and Lamar. They went to games, out to dinner, and made all other couples look basic.
2. They Had An Epic Whirlwind Love
It was an overnight romance, and it was romantic as hell. Married literally one month after they met, it's classic love at first sight. If they do get back together this time, they definitely know what they are in for.
3. He Got Her
Khloe is a pretty special lady with a pretty intense family. Lamar is one of the few guys we've seen her date (and marry!) who gets who she is, and supports that.
4. She Got Him
Yeah, Lamar wasn't exactly normal either, but Khloe was there for him every step of the way.
5. The Jokes Are Legendary
Lamar is funny, and Khloe is hilarious; they made for excellent comedy television.
6. It Would Mean Family Bonding
Because the world needs more GIFs like these. Maybe Lamar could even convince Rob to come back on the show, even if just for one more dance.
They Need To Make A Million Babies
Khloe has wanted a baby for years, and it's only fair that she gets a great guy and has a million (or so) children. Now that Kourtney has had three and Kim is working on two, it really is her turn. And how cute would their little babies be? I can't take it, I really just can't.