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34 Photos Of Hillary Clinton So Random, I Have Literally No Idea What’s Going On
Hillary Clinton has been in the public eye for basically my entire life. I can't imagine what it would be like to spend about 25 years under the scrutiny of the media, the country, and the entire world, but Clinton has done so in stride, going from the first lady of Arkansas to FLOTUS to New York senator to secretary of state to a current front-runner in the 2016 election. Whew. So, you can imagine after all that, there are a ton of random photos of Hillary Clinton floating around on the interwebs waiting for someone like me to pick out all the weird ones and put them together in a slideshow for your viewing pleasure.
Clinton's been around so long that there are quizzes about which Hillary decade you are (and if you're the '90s, congrats; that was definitely one of her best decades). So, there's been plenty of time for photographers to snap some shots of Clinton that literally leave you asking, "What even is this?"
If there's one main takeaway I left the images with, it was that Clinton has some sort of odd affinity for Sesame Street. Which I guess makes sense, because a lot of these photos are from the '90s, which is when I was watching the show, so it correlates with my own timeline, obviously making her even more relatable.
Hella Fly
This might be the most ’90s photo of the bunch.
Oh, Hi There
Not creepy at all.
It Begins
This is the first of a very odd amount of photos with fictional muppets and other characters. A. Very. Odd. Amount.
Billary
I can’t decide if Bill or Hillary’s face is funnier in this.
Excited Excited Excited
This is how I look when I see a puppy headed toward me.
The Best Keynote Speaker
“I’m heeeeere!”
Flawless
Beyoncé wishes she thought of that outfit first.
Come At Me, Bro
Even back then she was shutting down the haters. (But the sweater over the shoulders…?)
Ooh Ooh!
Pretty racy for the ’90s!
That Hat
Diggin’ that Sesame Street hat, though.
Ehhhh
“This face is how I’ll feel about Ted Cruz in 20 years. … Also, Big Bird’s here.”
O Rly?
I just think she looks like an owl here.
An Awkward Easter
He’s supposed to nibble carrots, but he’s trying to nibble her ear.
Robo Crook
“Hahaha, he’s right behind me isn’t he?”
Go Cards!
Literally the worst thing Clinton has ever done in her life is put this Cubs hat on her head.
Furry Fail
I’m going to assume that fur is fake, Hillary.
*Rolls Eyes*
“You’ll never believe what Dole just said.”
Nom
Tryna devour this cake in one bite.
Too Interested
“Yes, my child, tell me more.”
Smile Big
She’s very proud of this ginger bread house, as she should be.
SERIOUSLY
WHAT IS WITH THE BIG BIRD PICS?
Movie Star
Throw some sunglasses on her, and this is straight off a surveillance camera after a bank robbery in a movie.
Mmmmm
I don’t know if she’s giving the photog a smooch or if she just ate three quarters of a lemon.
'The Matrix'
Channeling Neo before Neo was cool (however briefly).
YASSSS
“YASSS BILL, GREAT JOB, BILL!”
Nope
What fresh hell is this?
Too Drunk For This
This is what it looks like when I take my camera out to the bars with me.
Creepin'
What is this paparazzi shot? The leaves might be out of focus, but it’s not artsy enough to be cool.
Move Over Please
“Chelsea, you are way too close for comfort.”
Look, Bill!
“Look, Huckabee just said something stupid about [insert any topic] again!”
No, You Look Amazing
Every drunk convo in the women’s bathroom ever.
A Little Stiff
Gotcha! This is actually the Hillary Clinton wax figure at Madame Tussauds.
Never Enough
“I need way more coffee than this.”
A Happy Jig
This is how I’m imagining Hillary will react if she wins the presidency in 2016.
