Gisele Bundchen's New Stuart Weitzman Ad Features 28-Inch, Thigh High Boots & Some Side-Bum

The latest Gisele Bundchen x Stuart Weitzman campaign for Fall 2015 finds the model, who has retired from active runway duty, wearing a pair of supremely sexy, black suede boots that were not made for simply for walking, but for strutting one's stuff. Are Gisele Bundchen's legs getting... longer? Is that even possible? Nah, that's just the effect and added benefit of over-the-knee, Stuart Weitzman boots. They are hawt! So is she.

It's the supermodel's third season with Weitzman and, well, they going for it with this latest pic.

The black and white image is striking because duh! It's Gisele, who is the face of the brand's boot-specific campaign, and the camera pretty much makes love to her. Famed photog Mario Testino shot the image, adding to its lustre.

But can we talk about those boots? OMG, they are like instant sex appeal.

Women's Wear Daily reports that they are 28 inches (!!!) long, come up to the thigh, and are not surprisingly named "ALLLEGS." Weitzman even confessed that Mrs. Tom Brady was the perfect and really only choice to model these boots. Again, another duh moment.

According to WWD, Weitzman said, "I could not have picked a better pair of legs than Gisele’s to show off such a sexy boot. She defines the term ALLLEGS, and inspired its name."

Wearing these boots will turn every head in the room. What could you wear them with? A plain LBD? Sure, since you don't want the boots to compete with the dress or to show off too much skin! The boots do all the work, in terms of sexiness.

BTW, anyone besides me think Rihanna will be working these in the next few weeks? They're RiRi-ready.

But notice in this shot, Gisele is artfully showing off side-bum! Her perfectly shaped derriere is highlighted by the height of the boot.

She's not the sole celeb to get her side-bum on.

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Gwyneth Paltrow got her side-bum on, dangerously so, in this sheer-paneled gown. Going commando!

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Kesha's daringly short LBD was all about dat side-bum! A strong wind would have made for quite the wardrobe malfunction for the singer.

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Rihanna's sorta side-bum was covered but not.

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Ooh! Kristen Stewart showed off just a touch of side-bum and it was so sexy, thanks to the lacy material and bustier construction of her dress.

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Jennifer Lopez's version was merely a hint and a tease. Since her butt is her most famous asset, she only shared a lil' bit.

Side-bum can be sexy and subtle, but few things are as sexy as those ALLLEGS boots. Anyone out there dare to wear a pair?

Images: Stuart Weitzman (1); Getty (5)