Scalia Dissent Memes Are Already Taking Over

You guys. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is mad about the Supreme Court ruling marriage equality a constitutional right. Like, he's real mad. As if Obamacare being upheld wasn't enough to supremely bug him, Scalia delivered quite the dissent on Friday’s same-sex marriage ruling, in which he calls the SCOTUS ruling a "threat to American democracy" and some weird shit about how "Freedom of Intimacy is abridged rather than expanded by marriage" like married couples have terrible sex. Also, hippies. He talked about hippies. It was...a lot. And of course, because the internet wastes no time and has no chill, the Scalia dissent memes are already giving us lots of fodder for procrastinating all damn day. Thanks, Internet!

What a time to be alive.