For those of you dying to know, I'm a Cancer and, yes, it is currently my birthday month. To all my fellow Cancers out there, sometimes we get a bad wrap for being a bit too emo but throw ya middle finger up to the haters because we Cancers are bosses. And how better to celebrate how awesome we are with a killer playlist that only Cancers will understand?
I will just go ahead and say it: I totally used to think astrology was total BS. However, I thought about how often I take dumb personality quizzes on the internet and believe those and there's actually a bit of science behind astrology so I figured I should open my mind a bit. So here we are.
One thing I have noticed in writing articles like this one is that people hate on them A LOT. Bustle will post a listicle of songs to their Facebook and the comments are always filled with nasty comments along the lines of "These songs suck" or "WTF why didn't they include [insert random song here]?" Well, to any haters reading this, may I remind you that I am a Cancer and my feelings are easily hurt so you should probably back off and stop being so mean. If I could put in a crying Emoji face here, I would.
That being said, if you are a fellow Cancer or Cancer enthusiast who is down to jam with some songs that evoke our deepest essence, I encourage your to check out my fun, lighthearted, and by no means exhaustive, list of songs that apply to the Cancer astrological sign. Peace out, my crab babies.
"Bitch Better Have My Money"- Rihanna
Financial stability is important to us Cancers and we're not afraid to channel our main b RiRi in times if fiscal insecurity.
"Family Affair" - Mary J. Blige
Cancers are notoriously loyal to their loved ones. Cancers cherish family and so does Mary J. Blige. TBH, I don't even know what MJB is singing about here so it could totally not be about family... but this song never gets old and has family in the title so here we are.
"Loyal" - Chris Brown feat. Tyga & Lil' Wayne
Though the bitches in Chris Brown's life might not be loyal, we Cancer bitches are.
"Party In The U.S.A." - Miley Cyrus
Apparently Cancers are especially patriotic because, duh, we live in America. Obviously we're obsessed with our country. Also, us Cancer babies have the delight of being born within weeks (or even days, if you're like me) of the most patriotic holiday of the year. Let the U.S.A chants begin.
"Home" - Michael Bublé
Because we are homebodies and Michael Bublé is hot.
"Starring Role" - Marina and the Diamonds
I'm a Cancer. I'm angsty. I'm proud of it. And so is my most fabulous homegirl, Marina.
"From Eden" - Hozier
Being a Cancer can be exhausting. Being emotional gets taxing after a while and sometimes I just wish I could stop having so many feelings. On the flip side, as a Cancer, when I love, I love hard. And that's something I will not apologize for. And Hozier is emblematic of that all-encompassing devotion to love.
"Just Got Paid" - *NSYNC
Because, who doesn't love a good payday?
"Intuition" - Jewel
Cancers are intuitive. We don't have to mull over things constantly and be logical. We just get to fly by the seat of our pants and go on what we feel.
"Shelter" - The XX
For when we Cancers just need to retreat back into our little crab shell. These moodswings are no joke, y'all.
"Hey Mama" - David Guetta feat. Nicki Minaj, Bebe Rexha, & Afrojack
Because we are oh so maternal.
"Water" - Brad Paisley
This song (and most country music in general) makes me want to puncture my own ear drums... but I used y'all in the title of this article and we are a water sign. So alas, here I am, suffering through Brad Paisley (no offense, Brad Paisley).
"Bow Down/I Been On" - Beyoncé
Cancers are leaders (but benevolent ones). And who is a more benevolent leader than Queen Bey? Bow down, all other astrological signs.