Well, well, well. Looks like Louie T. is about to become a card-carrying member of the Dads Who Go To 1D Concerts Club. According to People, One Direction's Louis Tomlinson is expecting a child with close pal Briana Jungwirth, a Los Angeles-based stylist. A mutual friend of the alleged parents-to-be told People that the pop star is "happy and excited about becoming a dad and thinks Briana will be an amazing mother." Awww! This news has yet to be confirmed by the boy bander (Bustle has reached out to Tomlinson's rep for comment), but that didn't stop me from wondering the thing I always wonder any time I find out anyone is going to have a kid: What'll the little tot look like?
I’m not a soothsayer, nor am I a reader of crystal balls, so my prediction starts and stops at "cute as heck, I bet." However, I do have access to the Internet, which means I have access to the greatest, most scientifically accurate baby generator technology the universe has to offer. Thank everything I know and love for sites like MakeMeBabies.com! I chose a few different pictures of Tomlinson and Jungwirth, sent 'em through the generator, and BAM. I had my results in no time. To quote the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song, science rules.
So, what might Tomlinson and Jungwirth's baby look like?
That baby is hitting the camera with a look like he just ate his coworker's PB&J sandwich out of the break room fridge and feels zero remorse. Those eyes pierce right through me.
UGH, I love a good duck costume. Every baby should be born wearing a duck costume.
Wait, I want to dye my hair that color. Would it be weird if I brought this pic to my hairstylist?
That hat is serving some Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip realness. Also, look at that smirk! I would totally be best friends with this baby.
Congrats to Tomlinson and Jungwirth! May your child wear only the finest duck costume in all the land!