Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Song For Moms Is About To Make You Hot For Minivans — VIDEO

ALERT: The following contains Joseph-Gordon-Levitt-related news, which as we all know is one of the most exciting types of entertainment news. I mean, just think about all the good JGL news we've brought to you, like when he bared his soul and gave us his views on feminism. Even the more heartbreaking news (like when he got married) I still found pretty remarkable. Well the latest is that he made a video announcing how much he loves moms. Yeah, girl. He wants to get all up in that mother-lovin', and he's got all the moves and tunes to prove it. Call your mama and tell her JGL is interested.

*Calls mom*

*Feels terrible as she spontaneously combusts out of excitement*

*Suffers regret*

Sorry, that got dark. Forget that and focus on this: "Sexy Motha" is a new collaboration with The Gregory Brothers, and it allows JGL to unleash his love for maternity. Duvet covers, Dr. Seuss, organic produce, the works. Oh, what's that? You like to push your toddler on the swing? JGL thinks that's sexy. JGL thinks all your mom moves are sexy, in fact. In the words of Bruno Mars, "Don't believe me, just watch."

Here he is expressing himself:

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Have a PTA meeting later? Maybe there'll be a surprise:

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Watch the full video. Weep silent tears that you weren't Julia Stiles in Ten Things I Hate About You or Ellen Page in Inception. Recover. Then watch it again.

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If there isn't a whole new set of "Hey, girl" memes featuring lyrics from this song and JGL's face, I give up on the Internet.

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