Fact: Britney Spears loves food. Other fact: Britney Spears has been loving food since way before it was cool to love food, and before celebrity advocates of the normcore food and snackwave movements like Anna Kendrick and Jennifer Lawrence came onto the scene talking about how badly they wanted pizza on the red carpet. Lawrence and Kendrick may be the quirky, outspoken faces of the snackcore, and they may talk up a storm about their Cheetos and pizza, but Spears is undeniably the spirit and founding mother of the movement.
That's right: Spears sees you, you second wave snackers riding the trend because it's convenient and Tumblr says it's cool, and she raises you one baby pizza, a tub of fat-free ice cream, and a box of Captain Crunch — all of which were written on her alleged grocery list, thankyouverymuch.
Not all snackers are the same, of course, there's a certain distinction and prestige that comes with being a seasoned snack connoisseurs as opposed to a basic amateur snacker. You may think you love food, but is your cart full of fat-free bacon? Is that even a food? The proof is in the pudding, people. (Mmm, pudding.)
Spears is a snackwave goddess, and here are all the moments that prove she is forever and always the reigning queen of snacks:
When She Stocked Up On Bacon, Cookies, And Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Here's a photo of what might be Spears' grocery list: proof she's actually a perfect human launching a revolution against juice cleansing.
... And Also Dr. Pepper, Ice Cream Drumsticks, And Three Different Types Of Cheese
No shame in snacking.
When She Tore Into This Delicious-Looking Cake
Because it really does look good.
The Time TMZ Wondered If She Might Have A Co... ca-Cola Problem
As in, an physical dependency on Coca-Cola. The soda.
Or Subway. Or Domino's.
There Was Also That Time She Reportedly Wanted "Naughty Treats" Backstage
That's a problem why? (Spoiler alert: It's not.)
Spears understands what it means to fiercely love food, and honestly, that just makes me love her even more.
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