As the two most famous teenagers in America, there was no way either of the Jenner sisters could attend a normal high school without causing mass hysteria every time they walked to their locker. So, after years of homeschooling, Kylie and Kendall Jenner have graduated high school and are ready to take on the world (which, for the sake of this post, I'll pretend they haven't already been doing since elementary school). While millions of other graduates celebrate their achievement at the local Chuck E. Cheese before fighting with their parents about how they're adults now and should be allowed to stay out at their friend's kegger until the sun comes up, the Kardashians chose to honor both Kylie (who graduated this year) and Kendall (who graduated last year, but I guess didn't have a party?) in a way that might seem a little... unusual.
Kris Jenner and the grads' famous siblings threw them a huge bash at home, complete with synchronized swimmers (yes, you read that right) and a gift worth more than most college tuitions. From start to finish, the Jenner sisters' big day had so little in common with graduation parties experienced by most high school students.
Here are some highlights you better pray disappear from the Internet before your kids or future kids graduate high school.
1. Kylie's Graduation Gown & Cartier Bracelets Were On Display
Jenner probably knew every one of her haters would run their mouths about how she probably didn't graduate Laurel Springs High School and was making the whole thing up, so photographic evidence was essential to prove her case. But forget her diploma or the fact that she's posing in her family's enormous backyard and not in a school gymnasium, and focus on the gazillion Cartier bracelets gracing her wrist. Each one of those babies cost somewhere between $5,000-$10,000. Totally normal.
2. There Were Inflatable Swans
The inflatable pool swan has become synonymous with celebrity swim culture. It seems right that Kylie pose for her grad portrait in front of not one, but three swans.
3. It Was All A Surprise
Oh, hello there, hundreds of our closest famous friends and family members, including Tyga, Gigi Hadid, and Khloé Kardashian's new NBA-playing BF James Harden — how nice of you to throw us an enormous surprise graduation party in our enormous mansion!
4. Kylie Got A Nifty $7,300 Graduation Gift
This white-gold Cartier Juste Un Clou bracelet is very much Jenner's style — and, at $7,300, a total bargain.
5. And a Rolex Watch (Of Course)
But wait, there's more! Every teen needs a diamond-encrusted Rolex watch.
6. They Took Lots of Photos
So what if those Polaroid snapshots features no fewer than two supermodels?
7. They Sang
Isn't it really cool when a song comes on and the song's star (in this case Pia Mia, whose track "Do It Again" features Chris Brown and Tyga) is on hand to serenade you?
8. Ryan Seacrest Hosted It
For some unfathomable reason, Seacrest hosted their graduation party. I'm as confused as you are.
9. Kanye West Smiled
You just know this was one hell of a party because Kanye West can't keep it together.
10. They hired synchronized swimmers
Nothing to see here — just your typical high school graduation entertainment.
11. Khloé Kardashian Twerked Her Sequin Gown Off
Last, but not least, Khloé Kardashian killed it on the dance floor. Guys, there are no words. I've got nothing left.
I'm going to go now and start saving up for my toddler's graduation bash. I hope West is available that day.